People with silly and / or stupid names

work with a guy for a while now and its only just hit me that his name is richard mould

Place names wise... This tow or rather a village in Poland is called "Chilled Vodka" for some reason

Please tell me Mr Sweatman teaches PE.

Just remembered my PE teacher was called Mr Scorer

No-one else has ever found this funny, but I used to have a female student who was called Yang Yin--that is, with the first name stated second as is customary in most areas of China. 'Yang' is obviously 'male, masculine' and 'yin' is 'female, feminine'. When she came to study in London, people either called her 'Yin Yang', which at least put her names in the order customary in the west, although to her it would still have sounded as if her gender had been reversed, or 'Yang Yin', which was the correct order in China but over here made her name sound as if it had changed gender the other way around. As I mentioned, I seem to be the only one who finds this funny.

You'd have appreciated Neville Hope, the Geordie character from Auf Wiedersehen, Pet who used to refer to everyone as 'man', including his wife Brenda who he referred to as 'man woman'.

You'd have appreciated Neville Hope, the Geordie character from Auf Wiedersehen, Pet who used to refer to everyone as 'man', including his wife Brenda who he referred to as 'man woman'.

It's one of my favourite TV series, but I hadn't made that connection.

Oh, and the current Lord Chief Justice is called 'Lord Judge'. Not silly or stupid, just appropriate.

Imagine if he told his dad "No, I don't want to be a lawyer like you, I want to be an artist!". What I waste of surname that would be.

I just found another cracker through my work, a Frenchman called Christian Dildo.

New start today - Swiss girl

Fani Kiss

It took me so long to create that account - I kept....staring into middle distance

That's after James Saville the other week by the way

Unrelated I know......

I heard two good ones last night. Tim Tradewell is chair of Eastbourne Independent Traders. Mark Holdstock presents Farming Today.

I thought this had been posted before, but I can't find it now--the Conservative candidate for police commissioner in Dorset is called Nick King. Sadly, he didn't win.

My Dad had a work colleague when I was younger called "Richard Shaw-Twilly" he was boarding house master at a prep school...

Supermodel Ivana Vancova

Co-ops ex wine buyer is called Paul Bastard.
The potato buyer(?) is called Tom Bartlett.

New Fave - Jenny Taylor

Brilliantly named supermodel: Ivana Vancova http://www.supermodels.nl/ivanavancova

Co-ops ex wine buyer is called Paul Bastard.
The potato buyer(?) is called Tom Bartlett.

that made me just choke on my wine, not even joking.

Supermodel Ivana Vancova

Brilliantly named supermodel: Ivana Vancova http://www.supermodels.nl/ivanavancova

That was pretty quick as reposts go. :)

I hang my head in shame..

I don't seem to come up with silly or stupid names, just apt ones. Here's Dave Tigwell, an engineer who will do one-off cycle build work (seen in VeloVision):

http://www.searchme4.co.uk/mechanical-engineers/penzance/cornwall/david-tigwell/10978274.html

New Fave - Jenny Taylor

I went to school with a Jenny Taylor.

A quick trawl through my works directory has thrown up these 2 gems.
Mrs Christine Day-Walker
Mrs Olive Olive