People with silly and / or stupid names

I'm not native English, but Jizz Hornkamp is a bit silly, innit?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jizz_Hornkamp

Sounds like BP have recruited the right man

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https://www.procyclingstats.com/rider/lars-craps

not stupid but very on point:

The Hong Kong-based developer Hutchison Whampoa – led by one of the world’s richest men, Li Ka-shing

https://www.theguardian.com/society/2022/apr/18/communities-fight-back-developers-with-greener-plans-for-uk-housing

#1 obviously but #8 isn’t bad either

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" parakeets are a potential threat to crops and native birds. A four-year European research programme called ParrotNet is about to present its findings to scientists at the Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs, one of whom has the perfect name for the job – Dave Parrott."

Indian track cyclists in the team sprint at the commonwealth games today.

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General thing, rappers/ rappists who have stage names Lil something.

Am I alone in extending Lil to Lillian?

Lillian Bow Wow, for example.

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Heh

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ha!

The Queen's former press secretary Dickie Arbiter

All these people in my spam folder

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King Charles III

Gwendoline Katheder - patron saint of urology

Hella Manlove and Ebony Neuby are quite good actually

His Majesty Yang di-Pertuan Agong Al-Sultan Abdullah Ri'ayatuddin Al-Mustafa Billah Shah and Her Majesty Raja Permaisuri Agong Tunku Hajah Azizah Aminah Maimunah Iskandariah of Malaysia arrive at Westminster Abbey

I bet they still have Dave and Sharon on their sun visor.

Ri-ayatuddin sounds very Geordie

Siwan Lillicrap
https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/rugby-union/62979886

https://www.pinterest.co.uk/ddeldebbio/

Her name is Debbie Del Debbio

https://www.havilavoyages.com/about-havila/media/new-ceo

Two people who have been at the forefront of realising this goal are marine chemist Laura Robinson and trawlerman turned mariner Wave Crookes