Faking the new print them yourself train tickets

I haven't noticed any improvements in the service they provide.

Hasn't got that much worse though has it? The maintenance costs are pretty epic.

On the other hand , it's the ROCs taking your money and making bucketloads whilst Network Rail barely breaks even.

Anyone know if this is possible??? They have the weird square mobile phone barcode things on them, but I thought maybe if you just switch the numbers so they say the right times, the conductors will be too stupid to realise what's going on and they'll just let you on anyway???

On the musician front, it's mainly the record labels that lose out. Musicians get most fo their money from live shows anyway, which are on the increase in number and ticket price, so the musicians are all good as far as i'm concerned

Some feedback would be nice

Feedback: You're just a common little thief. Do you go around nicking bikes too?

Wow, there's some dumb shit going down on here recently. I blame the parents.

Is it half term?

Dude, stop fucking about with fake tickets - get yourself to Primark, buy a blue tank-top and jacket, get hold of a Speak and Spell, and just walk nonchalantly up and down the train, asking for tickets and asking folk to take their feet off the seats.

Or alternatively, buy a fucking ticket and stop robbing the rest of us.

Well, it turns out what I thought was a two hour exam is a three hour exam, so definitely can't take the train I booked. Ah well, just have to bite the bullet and buy another ticket

I wouldn't bother mate, you're not going to pass it.

Dude, stop fucking about with fake tickets - get yourself to Primark, buy a blue tank-top and jacket, get hold of a Speak and Spell, and just walk nonchalantly up and down the train, asking for tickets and asking folk to take their feet off the seats.

Well, that's my weekend sorted.

Does anyone know what the best printer is for making my own banknotes?

The normal HP ones for Cdn Dollar Bills

:)

330 miles in 4 hours? i would personally gold plate your bike if you could do that.

they finally put a ticket collection nachine in our station. wanna guess how much for a day return to london¿

wrong
£510

...actually?!

Theft is theft and its never victimless. Rip off the rail company and all everyne else has to make up the loss.
Pay your way.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/business/2011/jun/09/network-rail-profits-up-punctuality-down

If you want free travelling in London, cripple yourself royally, and get a Freedom Pass.

unlimited travel in London is bliss, shame that I decided to ride a bicycle instead.

If you want free travelling in London, cripple yourself royally, and get a Freedom Pass.

I was only given box of Tramadol.

If you want free travelling in London, cripple yourself royally, and get a Freedom Pass.

unlimited travel in London is bliss, shame that I decided to ride a bicycle instead.

So could one fake deafness to get the 'Freedom Pass ' ?

Just interested ...

So could one fake deafness to get the 'Freedom Pass ' ?

Just interested ...

Pardon?

So could one fake deafness to get the 'Freedom Pass ' ?

I get into museum for half price if I claim that my friend/missus is my "carer" and thereforth they don't have to pay for their ticket.

Why would dyslexic need a carer?

Ed, we could share a flat together. I'd listen for you and you could help me to put my socks on.
This way we'd both get the carer's allowance and the DLA.

Surely the answer is to get a bike a stfu?

Why would dyslexic need a carer?

Well to be fair, I am a donor, so having a carer to look after me after my 3rd donation is massively useful...

Pardon?
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Could not understand a single word she's saying.

Must be American.

Can you read Geordie signs?

Also, do deaf kids sign in slang?

Like... with Jafakean accent?

Everyone could pay their fares but the cost would continue rising, the service would stay shit but the shareholders WILL get their dividends.

NOt that I agree with ripping it off but lets not loose sight.