Freecycle: A Small Mosquito Colony (NOS)

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and btw, if anyone wants to trade for some non-poisonous but very hungry spiders or a small flock of starlings I'd be interested.

Can I just butt in and say that there is no such thing as a poisonous spider...

^pedant

venomous with varying levels of toxicity.

i repped Über gruber last night, have you?

I offered him my ladybirds.......

yes you did and I was very touched.

I'm now sitting working my way through a pack of Jupiter lager and trying to get drunk enough that I'll sleep regardless of biting insects or citronella stink. I only wish I hadn't finished the whiskey at the weekend like the greedy bastard i am.

I am still sitting here looking around me wide eyed like i'm in the fucking blair witch project or something... might sound a bit pathetic but i react really badly to mozzies and even a couple of bites is enough to make my skin crawl.

Plus I got a couple of bites near my ballsack (on each side) I have no fucking idea how they managed that one without either being squashed by my humongous testes (not seen my bird for a few weeks...) or succumbing to the musky fumes that reside thereabouts. If I had to hedge my bets i'd have to say it was Bert that did it too-he looks really clean cut and innocent but when your back is turned or your kecks are off he'll really try his best to fuck you over. i'm not surprised the rest of the gang don't like him.

Man that sounds horrible :/
Since I moved in last september, I've had bed bugs (only found after many a bite) and a rat eat through my toilet pipe.

Although the letting agents fumigated the place and fixed the pipe (after i killed the rat), so fortunately that's sorted now

Can your landlord help? (if your renting) Or the council?

Or us???

you killed a rat?
you cruel cunt!

go repent in vegan thread.

a simple plan
drag your sore head to the local surplus/camping store, buy a mosquito net
sleep well after

That rat declared war the first day it'd decided to rock up in our home.

Covert tactics including a bit on golden syrup glazed ham on a snappy trap saw that his last meal was a good'un!

I got a loaded moustrap at the moment under my sink.

Peanutbutter + feta cheese ftw.

Had it on a sandwich too.

a simple plan
drag your sore head to the local surplus/camping store, buy a mosquito net
sleep well after

I actually thought of this today but couldn't find one. will check it out tomorrow, definitely worth the investment i think. After Queens Day yesterday I don't think people were on their best form... Then I was just going to make myself a kind of deet carwash but that stuff is pretty toxic so try to use it as little as possible...

i'm doing an art residency and the building is in a bit of a state.... window frames being rotted out meaning mozzies can wiggle in... water ingress in ceilings and holes probably extending outside. lots of newspaper stuffing into cracks was done before beddy byes. It's fine. It's all fine. Really... Apart from the two bites on the knuckle of my fucking thumb! motherfuckers!!!!

I got a loaded moustrap at the moment under my sink.

Peanutbutter + feta cheese ftw.

Had it on a sandwich too.

Tasty last suppers all round!

i'm doing an art residency and the building is in a bit of a state.... window frames being rotted out meaning mozzies can wiggle in... water ingress in ceilings and holes probably extending outside. lots of newspaper stuffing into cracks was done before beddy byes. It's fine. It's all fine. Really... Apart from the two bites on the knuckle of my fucking thumb! motherfuckers!!!!

This can't be the UK? Surely?

ahh, that explains the orange

you'd be horrified at the amount of people that try to come on your boat
uninvited

jesus. I pottered about Rotterdam for a bit in the morning but it was nothing like that. I ended up going for an 'easy' ride in the sun out to the coast... was really nice and speedy till the wind whipped up on the way back and i had to slaughter myself to get home. Totally melted my legs so couldn't go out and see what was happening later.

surely several thousand pissed folk on a canal isn't a great idea? Bet you were decked in orange too!

nah, no orange, i'm boring

you'd be horrified at the amount of people that try to come on your boat
uninvited

Are you using Cockney Rhyming Slang?

gertcha!

sitting in my bed drinking a beer...

in my mosquito net.....

listening to the ineffectual french couple in the room below me struggle and argue trying to put their's up.......

like a boss

//smugface

good effort!
5 star thread, would read again. also repped

cheers! merrily sipping a beer in your honour!

i can't see le pics?

oooh... kinky. he wants to see the tent i've pitched on my bed!

i'm afraid i'm not leaving the bossom of this nylon tent until morning good sir.
i feel a bit like a disney princess inside it and was properly cracking up at the sight it must be with a very sleepy scotsman inside this billowing tent with a cheap pack of beer, but fuck it-i'll be taunting the little mozzy bastards with my sweaty beer musk all night.

frenchies still trying to get theirs up. mwahahahahahahahahaaaaa......