Greg Wallace

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tim tam was created as a rip off penguin. get it right, hippo.

Get enough baldy cue ball heades blokes together its like the first two rows of a chess board...

tim tam was created as a rip off penguin. get it right, hippo.

First != best.

What is going on? Baldy in the news?

What was konijn's comment from a while back?

"Being able to put a huge forkful of food in your face does not make you a food critic"

Something like that.

it was something about his only qualification being able to fit hunks of food the size of his fist in his mouth. i remember it too.

the buttery biscut base tune really needs an up-rev after some of the brilliant double entendres and exclamations on this year's masterchef.

met him once too and he was friendly funny and charming. very nice man. my mrs swears by his deli in putney too.

BDW reckons it's shit, it's over the road from his gaff...

His new restaurant is utterly shit.

Wallace and Co in Putney is grim, quite possibly the worst coffee I've had in the area.

Dull food, 'served' by surly, disinterested staff

you can pick up decent, if horribly overpriced, veggies there as well

you see the grinning fork-fellator there now and again

Wayne and Wallace in the same room...

Greg Wallace ate my hamster - served with a dipping-sauce of received-wisdom and a garnish of forced joviality.

fork-fellator

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He's a greengrocer, innit? He just got lucky in the TV game... I remember when he started doing Saturday Kitchen and was then gutted they gave it to the shoplifting TV chef... He seems like a nice enough fella...

BDW reckons it's shit, it's over the road from his gaff...

well she used to rave about the salads and soups being cheap and tasty must say she's gone quite on the subject lately...

What's the moral of the story?
Stay with what you got because the grass isn't always greener on another woman's growler

He's a cunt and I think I put him in the 'Annoying Celebrities Thread' eons ago

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http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/celebrity/gregg-wallace-splits-from-long-term-pudding-201203205032/

Greg says can he have more pictures of peoples dinner on his twitterfeed please?

Only this thread on this subject, or have I missed something?

He was in Canada on a Teams call I was on yesterday 😆

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Please nobody change the spelling in this thread title.

I only do typos. It doesn't look like a typo.

Looks like he's well and truly fuck a doodled. His biographer has waded in about him being handsy and it appears that global food giant Nestle complained about him being a lewd cunt to their staff last year

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