Greg Wallace

He's brilliant.looks and sounds more like he should be eating a Bacon sarnie down the caff than swanning about with M.Roux

His wife has left him - possibly because he doesn't like the custard she makes?

he likes a good dessert, he does

ah, she desserted him?

His wife has left him - possibly because he doesn't like the custard she makes?

Does anyone want to chip in for a card for him? I've got 50p spare.

http://youtu.be/IfeyUGZt8nk

His wife has left him - possibly because he doesn't like the custard she makes?

No, it had something to do with his spotted dick.

or he's just a fat grinning twat?

LFGSS doesn't get better than this...

ah, she desserted him?

lol, very good.

Apparently he has a massive West Ham Tattoo covering his chest. Just sayin'.

Nothing wrong with that.

TheorySwine had better watch out - Yasi loves custard!

#notaeuph

LFGSS doesn't get better than this...

close up shot of pannacotta

He's more a brûlée man.

or he's just a fat grinning twat?

youre out of order,
two thirds of your mates are cueball heads
if you put them all together it would look like beans on toast
(backontopic)

There's a Wisconsin hiker with a cueball head, he's wishing he was home in his Wisonsin bed.

#straightbackofftopic.

is he mates with the Wichita lineman?

Cheese!!!!!

Does Glen Campbell like a pudding?

I did some work experience for his publishers once. The girls from the office couldn't get enough of him. They were meeting him for lunch one day to celebrate his new book and couldn't have been more excited. He's good company and very generous apparently.

Me, I love him too. He never answers my letters though.

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"Toasting crack, Grommit."

Spoon Sucking Spud Seller

What was konijn's comment from a while back?

"Being able to put a huge forkful of food in your face does not make you a food critic"

Something like that.

Surely anyone can be a food critic?

Look..

"These Penguins, these are properly shit, like Homebrand Tim Tams. Stick with the real thing"