Bungalo Bill's 1 star chat thread, no bridge monkeys,shufflers, beer thieves, hosers!

Five star thread, would read again... I'll split the winnings with Nik... 45...

I first met Bill in a Morrisons in Birmingham. I was having a breakfast after an epic drive. He was having a coffee. Or tea. We took his shopping to the court in my car while he cycled, cig in mouth. I thought to myself, that guy has got to be a cool 43 and a half...

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Shit, he's nine months older than me... Of course he's 46... FUCK!

thread still not rated at 5 stars

Get thrown out of the pub?

More like 'not let into the pub', I'd guess. :)

How old is time?
There aren't enough grains of sand in the world.

same age as me 48

(He's a youngun. It's all relative)

I first met Bill in a Morrisons in Birmingham. I was having a breakfast after an epic drive. He was having a coffee. Or tea.

Yeah, I couldn't tell whether it was coffee or tea either!

Ha! Yeah, when I say a breakfast....well, it was certainly a plate with something on it..

i know that he's twice my age exactly...

Give him a break. He's 25 really, he's just had a hard life.

Bill's an age-shifter, every time I think I know his age he changes course.

i know that he's twice my age exactly...

always ?

Sorcery! Burn him!

always ?

always.

also i heard bill's omnipresent

subtle merge

The sweepstake should be how old does he look?

Mods, if you are going to **** around and merge shit, can you not retitle threads so that it looks like I have started a thread named after me? It makes me look like a big-head, and I don't need any help from you to make myself look ridiculous. Otherwise you, the mods, come off looking as though as though you are abusing your power to take cheap shots at people that can't fire back.

Shut up Bill.

Shut up Bill.

Nerged.

I feel a revolution coming on, or maybe it's just those noodles I had for lunch... No offence, Ray...

None taken.

Bill nerged...