Detentions at college...

3 years out of date condom?

Old Meg!

just to give you old folk some hope, there are still some of us that uphold these traditions

Who the fuck goes to school on a Saturday, is it a posh public school?

Who the fuck goes to school on a Saturday, is it a posh public school?

This.

Also, if some twunt of a teacher told my kid to come in for detention on Saturday, there's no way I'd let em go.

paint your nails black that'll show them all

Has this been resolved yet?

He's on his way in, but has developed a puncture...

I think we are entitled to a live news feed. Surely at his "college" they have WiFi. And what self respecting middle class kid would go out without an iPhone?

I expect his Mum's confiscated it as punishment. Probably stopped his pocket money and made him tidy his room too.

That's the problem with going all wispy washy on corporal punishment. I never had my iPhone confiscated. Just a sound thrashing. Made me the man I am.

When you said iPhone you meant abacus, right?

Kept your iphone in your back pocket* eh Clive? Good move.

*better than a folded Beano.

Blotting paper in my shreddies.

When you said iPhone you meant abacus, right?

Log book and two tin cans and a length of string, actually.

Never learnt to use an abacus and even managed a Maths A Level without mastering a slide rule.

That's the problem with going all wispy washy on corporal punishment.

They didn't really teach spelling in your day, though, did they?

Hieroglyphics.

What's a slide rule?

Yours,
Emyr BSc (Hons).

A slide rule was a weapon that some people used instead of log tables and before calculators.

paint your nails black that'll show them all

while listening to Marilyn Manson.. yeah stick it to them

so young man have you learnt your lesson ?
how many lines did you manage during the three hours ?
i will not be late
i will not be late
i will not be late

it probably a lot easier these days, what with copy and paste and all that kind of thing

i won't tell you that herne hill was rained off ! it would only make you feel less remorse

The juniors session went ahead, I am pleased to note.

the most productive saturday morning of my life - managed 3 essays, solid lump of coursework and an origami swan

so have you been good this week
will you be heading to herne hill tomorrow

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I think that our young friend ought to spend his Saturday morning studying so that one day he might go to a proper college.

@dicki, i was out mountain biking with my family actually, saw a couple of VCL chaps along the way