Shit fixie skidders say...

If miso say myself.

Clearly I meant ‘if I do say so my SOYlf’

Sublime

I'm glad to see Ti chopsticks are taking off... the ultimate new basketpacking product

You can't eat porridge or soup with chopsticks so that renders them useless for any sensible câmpeur. Plastic sporks always snap in the middle leaving you with two shitty little half-implements. Ti spork is the choice of the intellectual bikepacking afficianado

sporks are shit, spoons are better
ti is always the right choice
end of.

I hate forking something with one end, then spooning with the other, as you get mess all over your hands. And that's the flaw with the spork. If you have a little penknife I guess you could manage with a spoon only.

sporks are shit, spoons are better

oh garrett.

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forking something with one end, then spooning with the other

Surely that is a not a spork, which is single-ended, but a combined spoon and fork?

I suppose it depends on your definition of spork, yeah. The most common ones look like this:

As Crocodile Dundee nearly said:

That's not a spork.
That's a spork:

The most common ones look like this

I’m not sure about that. I’d consider what @chez_jay posted to be a spork.
A combination of the two, yours is just both with one handle

Team @chez_jay

The double ended one includes a knife too. Knpork?

I agree with you all actually, but those kniporks seem to sell more than anything else and are the most common IME.

Sporkife surely

Apparently all these variants actually exist.

people who believe in sporks of any denomination need to get their heads out of their asses and try something beautiful like this

Someone bought me one of these pieces of crap. The serrated bit is perfectly placed to cut the corner of your mouth every time you use it. Which is probably why traditionally the knife is a separate tool to the spoon or fork.

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so, what should I buy?

A canteen of titanium cutlery.

A titanium Triton mtb

This is where the Ti straw comes into play

Just eat indoors, you weirdos