Edward Scoble must be destroyed...

Supreme stickers protect from the old age. Fact.

I'm typing it while wearing my first ever bifocals >>>>>>>>>>>

Bifocals? Speccy-eyed twat!

I am a long way off 60. Five years and seven and a half months off. Five yers and seven and a half months is about a quarter of the life time of most people on this forum.

must spread rep etc

Average age of forum users <30.

Average age of forum users with over 1000 posts >40.

Is my guess.

Average age of posters over 50 is > 50 is my guess and, as ever, very likely to be correct.

Hey Joe

Full head of hair...

Rapha fixed shirt?

Hey Joe

I'm gutted that I'm a year shy of being able to attend a 40+ LFGSS cocktail soiree...

If anyone needs a stunt double for when you start swapping keys for your mobility scooters, just give me a ring.

You will fit in as an old pervy uncle.

"I'll have a Cosmo please..."

... Cosmo being the name of a ball boy you quite fancied during Wimbledon week.

Cosmo is a goat

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aDWE09zweo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jB80RiqzpsU

Friday afternoons...

You can't be far off sixty, Clive?

Yeah, but which side?

^ That actually sounds rather civilised... Over-40s cocktails night, anyone?

Alas, I'm too young. Be seeing you old farts around. I'll just follow the trail of piss from your leaky catheters.

You can laugh but us 'old farts' grew up in a time that was free of speed cameras and HIV to mention just 2 of the benefits.....

My catheter is leaking...

And my pain-killers are wearing off...

Great start to the weekend...

My catheter is leaking...

I have some awesome self-adhesive patches, thank you...

Not the Park ones...
vomit

You can laugh but us 'old farts' grew up in a time that was free of speed cameras and HIV to mention just 2 of the benefits.....

Also there was no casual sex websites on the internets and you had to buy "Loot" to meet up outside Oxford Street Station wearing red carnation in your lapel.

Oxford Street Station

That station doesn't exist. :)