Edward Scoble must be destroyed...

I'm not sure about destroying him...

What neutralizes a scoble? For superman it's kryptonite, so what will sap ed of his evil powers?

Easy - an Addison Lee car sticker.

if anyone is getting a lynch mob together, deffo give me a shout please, he even annoys me when hes on ignore

Scoble lynchers

1. Bill
   
2. Punkture
   

Scoble lynchers

1. Bill
   
2. Punkture
   
3. Slain
   

You're just playing into his hands here.

I'm not sure about destroying him...

What neutralizes a scoble? For superman it's kryptonite, so what will sap ed of his evil powers?
Education?

I believe the answer is a Sheldon...

Education?

Won't work. He has the power to transform all education into cycle training.

I believe the answer is a Sheldon...

Sadly though Sheldon is dead and as legendary as he was one man's death cannot make another man invincible can it????????????????????????????????????????????

I'm thinking of swapping all his 32mm tyres for 19mm slicks.

I reckon that might neutralize him.

For a while.

Scoble is a prophet of our age. The sooner you realise that the better.

Scoble lynchers

1. Bill
   
2. Punkture
   
3. Slain
   
4. Bobbo
   

Scoble is a prophet of our age. The sooner you realise that the better.

He was, until he started using his powers for EVIL!!!!

What neutralizes a scoble? For superman it's kryptonite, so what will sap ed of his evil powers?

Zip-ties.

[BTW, what's gone down?!]

It's Friday... Slow day at the ranch...

I'm not sure about destroying him...

What neutralizes a scoble? For superman it's kryptonite, so what will sap ed of his evil powers?

a theasuarus / dictionary !

not meaning to be nasty here i am aware of ed's unique spelling ability

I think if we all leaned at the same time, he'd spontaneously combust.

Leaning, ha!

I'm not sure about destroying him...

What neutralizes a scoble? For superman it's kryptonite, so what will sap ed of his evil powers?

Come on, guys! This is easy stuff. Randonneurs!! Fuck them thumbs up sohecan'tusethespacebaranymoresohisdrivellookslikethisandwon'tbotherusanymore.

What's he gone and done now?

Damn you, tiswas.

Fuck me, I'd forgotten about that - and the radonneur quote earlier.

Genuinely the funniest thing I've read in my whole life. Forum gold!

Randoneurs, surely.

Brilliant!

Someone please link the thread for this - I can't remember where it is!

please ^