Where are all the cool single guys in London?

This single post and the large number of reports that came with it... it's very clear that people are REALLY upset, offended, disgusted and pissed off. The words BLANK and BLANK have been mentioned in several of the reports and I can't help but agree.

USERNAME, as you've been warned and banned before multiple times, you are getting banned again for this. You're clearly trolling on purpose, and didn't even stop when called out on it, and it is causing upset to people and you know you're doing it.

The above post with 2 words replaced and a different username could easily have been levelled about a certain forum member's input into a recent design competition.

I'm not saying that Pisti isn't a bibble but this does seem to be a disproportionate reaction when taking the above into account.

Oh this thread. Oh you guys...

http://www.everydaysexism.com/

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Has this been answered yet? Where /are/ all the cool single guys in London? My money's on the Borough.

One place they're not, this thread...

I just got the doris form Oceano's number.

Actually, well done.

Has this been answered yet? Where /are/ all the cool single guys in London?

You're too modest. The Twattery (with its prefect) it's the obvious port of call for single guys - both cool and Welsh.

Has this been answered yet? Where /are/ all the cool single guys in London? My money's on the Borough.

Statistically as of the last census, Tooting. At least it has the highest percentage of single twenty something's in London, possibly the country (off the top of my head, could be wrong in all sorts of ways)

Actually, well done.

It's balls.

All well and good them being single, but they're probably not cool if they're in Tooting.

I normally avoid this as I am neither cool nor single, but as that doesn't matter now....

I went on a date recently.... I was a bit nervous and fidgety beforehand so I decided to do a little bit of tinkering with the bike to settle the nerves, a bit like that kid with ADHD out of The Fast and The Furious.... Adjusting brakes, tightening cranks, cleaning and lubing the chain and stuff... nothing too major. I didnt have a rag anywhere having recently moved house so I grabbed an old pair of undies to give everything a wipe down. They were pretty well finished... waist band all stretched and stuff. Anyway, I tidied up my room by basically hurling the tools and stuff across into the corner before going to have a spruce up in the shower. Soap, mouthwash, clean below the knees... the whole box and fucking dice.

Everything went really well and she came back to my place. Im pretty fucking charming so we ended up in my room. Sadly, the tools made it to the corner, but the inside out jocks that I'd used to clean the chain only made it about half way. There they were in the middle of the floor, lying inside out with a gritty black skid right through the middle of the undercarriage.

Kinda killed the moment.

...from cleaning the chain, you see.

it made the underpants look dirty

csb

Awaiting Lucifer/Balki collab.

Awaiting the winner of a hundred quid...

what's the competition?

trouble

I havent been on a date in a couple of years... recently turned single so i guess will be having to get the balls to do it again. fucking hate dates.

I went on a date with a Barista - thought she'd stood me up, but turns out she was just running a bit mocha.....

Latte....fuck....

what inspired you to record that, Apollo?

^edited out, joke was shit.

Awaiting Lucifer/Balki collab.

He would fuck me in a game of shite