Hip Hop Skid Bikes / Hipster Sleds / HHSB

I see no SALVE...

I see salve, it's a pretty rad bike that I'd ride or own, bar the cranks it's flipping lovely.

i'd put a ring on this...

^ a cock ring maybe... I mean I know it's slave but that break break font looks guff

Background looks like a studio. Needs stuffed seagulls.

dafuq?

Good blue

Mielow?

Nah Pretty sure that's a real one by the looks of things, might just be an earlier one before he did smooth welds.

First proper ride over the weekend on this, Thunder car race in Glasgow... Stripped down SLR literally bruised my ass but apart from that this thing's such an awesome ride!

the recovered saddle and tape ruined it :(

strong dislike for the bars. only lower part usable, replace with spotter bars

Nah Pretty sure that's a real one by the looks of things, might just be an earlier one before he did smooth welds.

Suddenly struck me that this is illegal (replica). I wonder if Low or anyone will take it up with said hipster who rebrands counterfeit frame. Prob can't be arsed. Too many etc.

strong dislike for the bars. only lower part usable, replace with trad bend road bars, B125's or risers

FTFY - Compact drops look rubbish on track quill stems, and they're only just acceptable on quill stems with dead horizontal extensions.

hmm ye thats true. In fact I think all bars except low-rise risers look crap with jaguar stem

Suddenly struck me that this is illegal (replica). I wonder if Low or anyone will take it up with said hipster who rebrands counterfeit frame. Prob can't be arsed. Too many etc.

it's just the low standard track frame: http://www.pedalroom.com/bike/low-track-standard-14628

Yah I know that one is... just thinking if loads of people are kinda stealing the id whether they give a shit or not. *See Gash lawsuit. :o]

lawsuit?

can't tell if...

I jest. :o

650c really tightened up that dos.

http://www.pedalroom.com/p/dolan-pre-cursa-repainted-7527_1.jpg

dunno about everyone else but i think this is pretty HHSB.