Hip Hop Skid Bikes / Hipster Sleds / HHSB

"This guy desperately needs the world famous patented LFGSS Interwebz Bike Fitting Service™. I for one simply can't thank you guys enough for sorting my bike out for me."

We're here to help Indra, here to help.

^^^^^^^^^^^^not sure how he does it but the bike isn't carbon AFAIK.

Last year the fork had the same effect but was white carbon effect, like the back of his chainring in the picture.

Even close up I couldn't understand it - voodoo or magnets or summat.

Seen that guy around Spitalfields 'nuff times. That bike is seriously weird in the flesh.

Does look like carbon foil over a steel frame to me, far thiner than most carbon frames and that's definitely a steel fork.

No wonder he was so quiet about it.

lol fakers gon' fake.

Does look like carbon foil over a steel frame to me, far thiner than most carbon frames and that's definitely a steel fork.

I'm thinking this. Also look at the seat stays. I've never seen an integrated binder like that on a carbon frame.

First thing come to mind was something like this;

Obviously it's transpired that it's not carbon at all (the HHSB with carbon(?) bar).

Next level crab rap.

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Close enough.

^ that looks fun. I like the stubby stem and risers.
wheelies galore

^^ It looks kinda confused as to what it's supposed to be... definitely needs saddle to go back on rails, maybe a case of major t-rexinitous.

Rad, T-Rex's sled?

^What's going on with the downtube sticker?
Looks like it says FCUK why?? is that not highstreet clothing chain French Connection - dyslexia, variation on the theme of tarck, or not brave enough for fuck?
I like the idea of Cinelli based swear words though - Cinellicunt stickers perhaps.

Back to the task in hand...

Got a real soft spot for the FTP.
Do want one.

Anyone got a 58?

Cinelli Cunt stickers (and t-shirts) would be awesome!

#lovecinelli

Got a real soft spot for the FTP.
Do want one.

Anyone got a 58?

rly digging those aswell, probably would go fluoro pink dosnoventa houston -style though

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been done.

where's a picture of Dimi's old Fuckorelli-Cunt?

Any hhsb'ers got a wald basket they would be willing to part with? Struggling to find what I'm after!

Close enough.

Needs a Wound Up

Dropouts are a massive improvement!

I like the idea of Cinelli based swear words though - Cinellicunt stickers perhaps.

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I would rock a Cinelli Cunt sticker