2012-04-13 - Guinness # 6, sign of the devil

Fair enough.

I will probably come along and introduce myself

1. 50/14.
   
2. Bernie.
   3.utters.
   
3. photoben
   
4. Clara
   
5. dimi333
   
6. almac6*6
   
7. Wicksie
   
8. poots
   
9. ashleyisdabest
   
10. beelzebubanddiablo
    
11. T4
    
12. tmru
    
13. joe smith
    
14. Xander
    
15. middleofhell
    
16. skydevil
    
17. EEI (it will be just after my birthday)
    
18. svencho
    
19. jcgarcia
    
20. betty
    
21. HatBlackStuff
    
22. 
    
23. JordanCarroll
    
24. lolabelle
    
25. markypoos
    
26. c3k
    
27. INata (In from no.2 I expect) :)
    
28. RadMichello
    
29. jaanus
    
30. ojeffcott
    
31. Jizzy Knickers
    
32. PP
    
33. Aleksi
    
34. Ramaye
    
35. KingMob
    
36. jenny j
    
37. Sally
    
38. dogpants
    
39. Dom
    
40. Kirth
    
41. upstart
    
42. hats
    42.Cafewanda
    
43. 13obbo
    
44. Dumps
    
45. fade
    
46. Hairnet
    
47. Clever Pun
    
48. braker
    
49. stevo_com
    
50. TO_messenger
    
51. apolloxl - tentative
    
52. shinkuu kiss
    
53. mmccarthy
    54.fatoldbloke [97.5%]
    
54. 'swine
    
55. Yasi
    
56. MashedBianchi
    
57. munky
    
58. bun
    
59. se1derful
    
    

It's going to be a round 60 people now, so according to the Wikipedia Guinness article, it's going to take 1 hour 59 minutes for 60 perfect pints of Guinness.

I don't think most places will even have that many glasses free! Mental.

The key is to be in the first ten or the last ten.

Anywhere in between causes utter carnage...

They do have more than one tap!

what is the plural of guiness by the way

Depends on how inebriated you are really.

"guinni".

The key is to be in the first ten or the last ten.

Anywhere in between causes utter carnage...

send a domestique up the road for team guinness duties...

bodie get me 10 guinni. stat.

The key is to be in the first ten or the last ten.

Anywhere in between causes utter carnage...

OR we may have a Pathfinder platoon who get sent ahead, deep into enemy larger territory, to get the order in, before the rest of the regiment arrive.

panickers! Do as ido! buy 5 pints in the pub at the corner of ur house put 3 of them in your backpack! And carry 1 in each hand! Ride handless to the first pub!

5 pints? is that all? Son, I are disappoint : (

Unless you mean 5 pints for the 1st pub stop?

OR we may have a Pathfinder platoon who get sent ahead, deep into enemy larger territory, to get the order in, before the rest of the regiment arrive.

'Hi there, I'd like 60 pints of Guinness please..."

Bet that one is going to get some odd looks!

send a domestique up the road for team guinness duties...

Matt! Great minds, and all that...

Anyone fancy rolling from West at about 5.30/6?

Meet at the Raven and move on...

Murts/Bobbo whomever else?

Idea as to route? I'm at tower bridge, If I don't meet you guys I'll work up a thirst on some Strava segments

Oh, is Porter allowed? or other stouts?

Happy to do some domestique duties as I can drink and extra pint while waiting for the main group to waddle up

It's going to be a round 60 people now, so according to the Wikipedia Guinness article, it's going to take 1 hour 59 minutes for 60 perfect pints of Guinness.

I don't think most places will even have that many glasses free! Mental.

On that note I may bring along a couple of these…

On that note I may bring along a couple of these…

You're doing it wrong.

That's better.

^ mmm, agreed.

I'll take Jims place if you don't mind?

1. 50/14.
   
2. Bernie.
   3.utters.
   
3. photoben
   
4. Clara
   
5. dimi333
   
6. almac6*6
   
7. Wicksie
   
8. poots
   
9. ashleyisdabest
   
10. beelzebubanddiablo
    
11. T4
    
12. tmru
    
13. joe smith
    
14. Xander
    
15. middleofhell
    
16. skydevil
    
17. EEI (it will be just after my birthday)
    
18. svencho
    
19. jcgarcia
    
20. betty
    
21. HatBlackStuff
    
22. Sweats
    
23. JordanCarroll
    
24. lolabelle
    
25. markypoos
    
26. c3k
    
27. INata (In from no.2 I expect) :)
    
28. RadMichello
    
29. jaanus
    
30. ojeffcott
    
31. Jizzy Knickers
    
32. PP
    
33. Aleksi
    
34. Ramaye
    
35. KingMob
    
36. jenny j
    
37. Sally
    
38. dogpants
    
39. Dom
    
40. Kirth
    
41. upstart
    
42. hats
    42.Cafewanda
    
43. 13obbo
    
44. Dumps
    
45. fade
    
46. Hairnet
    
47. Clever Pun
    
48. braker
    
49. stevo_com
    
50. TO_messenger
    
51. apolloxl - tentative
    
52. shinkuu kiss
    
53. mmccarthy
    54.fatoldbloke [97.5%]
    
54. 'swine
    
55. Yasi
    
56. MashedBianchi
    
57. munky
    
58. bun
    

Oooooops Fucked the list, here you go

1. 50/14.
   
2. Bernie.
   3.utters.
   
3. photoben
   
4. Clara
   
5. dimi333
   
6. almac6*6
   
7. Wicksie
   
8. poots
   
9. ashleyisdabest
   
10. beelzebubanddiablo
    
11. T4
    
12. tmru
    
13. joe smith
    
14. Xander
    
15. middleofhell
    
16. skydevil
    
17. EEI (it will be just after my birthday)
    
18. svencho
    
19. jcgarcia
    
20. betty
    
21. HatBlackStuff
    
22. 
    
23. JordanCarroll
    
24. lolabelle
    
25. markypoos
    
26. c3k
    
27. INata (In from no.2 I expect) :)
    
28. RadMichello
    
29. jaanus
    
30. ojeffcott
    
31. Jizzy Knickers
    
32. PP
    
33. Aleksi
    
34. Ramaye
    
35. KingMob
    
36. jenny j
    
37. Sally
    
38. dogpants
    
39. Dom
    
40. Kirth
    
41. upstart
    
42. hats
    42.Cafewanda
    
43. 13obbo
    
44. Dumps
    
45. fade
    
46. Hairnet
    
47. Clever Pun
    
48. braker
    
49. stevo_com
    
50. TO_messenger
    
51. apolloxl - tentative
    
52. shinkuu kiss
    
53. mmccarthy
    54.fatoldbloke [97.5%]
    
54. 'swine
    
55. Yasi
    
56. MashedBianchi
    
57. munky
    
58. bun
    
59. se1derful
    

Oooooops Fucked the list, here you go

1. 50/14.
   
2. Bernie.
   3.utters.
   
3. photoben
   
4. Clara
   
5. dimi333
   
6. almac6*6
   
7. Wicksie
   
8. poots
   
9. ashleyisdabest
   
10. beelzebubanddiablo
    
11. T4
    
12. tmru
    
13. joe smith
    
14. Xander
    
15. middleofhell
    
16. skydevil
    
17. EEI (it will be just after my birthday)
    
18. svencho
    
19. jcgarcia
    
20. betty
    
21. HatBlackStuff
    
22. 
    
23. JordanCarroll
    
24. lolabelle
    
25. markypoos
    
26. c3k
    
27. INata (In from no.2 I expect) :)
    
28. RadMichello
    
29. jaanus
    
30. ojeffcott
    
31. Jizzy Knickers
    
32. PP
    
33. Aleksi
    
34. Ramaye
    
35. KingMob
    
36. jenny j
    
37. Sally
    
38. dogpants
    
39. Dom
    
40. Kirth
    
41. upstart
    
42. hats
    42.Cafewanda
    
43. 13obbo
    
44. Dumps
    
45. fade
    
46. Hairnet
    
47. Clever Pun
    
48. braker
    
49. stevo_com
    
50. TO_messenger
    
51. apolloxl - tentative
    
52. shinkuu kiss
    
53. mmccarthy
    54.fatoldbloke [97.5%]
    
54. 'swine
    
55. Yasi
    
56. MashedBianchi
    
57. munky
    
58. bun
    
59. se1derful
    
    

Well, that went well

1. 50/14.
   
2. Bernie.
   3.utters.
   
3. photoben
   
4. Clara
   
5. dimi333
   
6. almac6*6
   
7. Wicksie
   
8. poots
   
9. ashleyisdabest
   
10. beelzebubanddiablo
    
11. T4
    
12. tmru
    
13. joe smith
    
14. Xander
    
15. middleofhell
    
16. skydevil
    
17. EEI (it will be just after my birthday)
    
18. svencho
    
19. jcgarcia
    
20. betty
    
21. HatBlackStuff
    22½. JordanCarroll
    
22. lolabelle
    
23. markypoos
    
24. c3k
    
25. INata (In from no.2 I expect) :)
    
26. RadMichello
    
27. jaanus
    
28. ojeffcott
    
29. Jizzy Knickers
    
30. PP
    
31. Aleksi
    
32. Ramaye
    
33. KingMob
    
34. jenny j
    
35. Sally
    
36. dogpants
    
37. Dom
    
38. Kirth
    
39. upstart
    
40. hats
    42.Cafewanda
    
41. 13obbo
    
42. Dumps
    
43. fade
    
44. Hairnet
    
45. Clever Pun
    
46. braker
    
47. stevo_com
    
48. TO_messenger
    
49. apolloxl - tentative
    
50. shinkuu kiss
    
51. mmccarthy
    54.fatoldbloke [97.5%]
    
52. 'swine
    
53. Yasi
    
54. MashedBianchi
    
55. munky
    
56. bun
    
57. se1derful
    

Well, that went well

Holy crap, and this is before we start drinking.

No completed crossword puzzles at the last pub, I suspect.

So... what happens with the spoke cards? [Bonus points for sarcasm by the way ;-) ]

You listen to them and when you're sure they've spoke to you, you go and get another Guinness.

The prospect of potentially missing this makes me very sad indeed.....