What is your least favourite part about cycling?

Cleaning the shower after I have finished washing my bike in it.

Muddy in Luton today then?

puncher...

also as soon as you start shaving it poses the question. where do you stop?

Half way your cheeks.

Cleaning the shower after I have finished washing my bike in it.

Therein lie a choice of not washing it in the shower in the first place.

Muddy in Luton today then?

Just cutting up nicely, only needed a gentle hose down.

Therein lie a choice of not washing it in the shower in the first place.

I could hardly take the bike outside to wash it, I had no clothes on.

Getting your bollocks get crushed on the seat when you forget to wear padded shorts.

I could hardly take the bike outside to wash it, I had no clothes on.

We can't have that, people will think you're a cyclist!

Cleaning the shower after I have finished washing my bike in it.

I could hardly take the bike outside to wash it, I had no clothes on.

Weirdo! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1567410/Man-who-had-sex-with-bike-in-court.html

that guy must have been fucking nuts

sexual breach of the peace

Sexism! He was born that way.

probably just had a screw loose

that guy must have been fucking nuts

No, fucking cogs actually.

But seriously, as crazy as this bastard is, how can shagging a bicycle in private land you on the sex offenders register?

Cue "coppers need to get their priorities straight and should spend more effort convicting real sex offenders" rant

Getting your bollocks get crushed on the seat when you forget to wear padded shorts.

I have felt this pain all too often and today was the last time goddamnit! Cycling shorts or boxer briefs only from now on. Ordinary boxers can GTFO.

No, fucking cogs actually.

But seriously, as crazy as this bastard is, how can shagging a bicycle in private land you on the sex offenders register?

Cue "coppers need to get their priorities straight and should spend more effort convicting real sex offenders" rant

maybe the cops thought the bike was "underage"

it was a bmx?

But seriously, as crazy as this bastard is, how can shagging a bicycle in private land you on the sex offenders register?

There was something very unsavoury about this case. He was in a locked room in a hostel.

The cleaners knocked. He did not respond. They used their master key to enter. This would be a usual thing to do if you were going to clean the room when the occupant was not there. But he was. I think I read somewhere that he carried on regardless of the cleaners' presence. All the same, they could just have closed the door when they saw that he was in the room without making a big deal about it or being gravely shocked.

Moral of the story is to use a "Do not Disturb" sign when you wish to get close and intimate with your bicycle.

Getting dropped on hills.

Cleaning my bike. Would be fine if I had a hose pipe and a garden but I don't.

So what happened to the guy caught mounting pavements! Assaulting a public thoroughfair? Did he get banned from walking on pavements?

Moral of the story is to use a "Do not Disturb" sign when you wish to get close and intimate with your bicycle.

Noted.

My commute is only 2 miles long

Sweaty inter-buttock region.

Any least favourite parts about cycling I may have soon evaporate once I'm actually cycling except the distraction of being wound up by the people I have to work with in the day by their deliberate snide and cliched remarks about cyclists.
I don't bite but I cracked once and told a senior manager ( ha! he's 20 years younger than me ) what he'd just spewed out was deeply offensive/wrong/unfunny . This was around the time of recent cyclist fatality. Nearly got me into a lot of trouble. This 'senior' manager was also the the little shit whose contribution in a get well soon card sent to me at home while I was recovering from a nasty smash was " grow up and get a car".

I'm getting wound up again now ...
Is there a 'least favourite part about not cycling' thread ?

condolences, you appear to work with a bunch of cunts.
i'm assuming that you are a dude. try pointing out to them that erections are primarily a vascular event and that their sedentary lifestyles will result/may have already resulted in premature erectile dysfunction and consequent impotence, while your superior cyclist's cardio-vascular fitness and flexibility mean you can and do fuck like a puma.

Weirdo! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/uknews/1567410/Man-who-had-sex-with-bike-in-court.html

'Karl Watkins, an electrician, was jailed for having sex with pavements in Redditch, Worcs, in 1993.'

actually, forget the saddle sores, my least favourite part of cycling is fucking pavements. really chafes.