11:11:11 11/11/11

I'm fuckin sorry, but tomorrow is the 11/11/2011... where's the symmetry?

2000 years ago that's where.

Surely 900 years ago would be better?

11:11:11 11/11/1111

I'm going to masturbate savagely to Bargain Hunt, and give that David Dickinson a hot blast of Northern jizz right on his smug leathery face at the very second it turns 11:11:11 11/11/11.

Then I'll feel all weird and cheap wipe the telly off with kitchen roll and give the kids a tenner each not to tell their mum what happened.

A tenner?! Each?!

#Scottish

Surely 900 years ago would be better?

11:11:11 11/11/1111

but they hadn't invented time then

A tenner?! Each?!

#Scottish

He mis-typed. That was meant to read "a tanner each".

I thought this was yesterday. I'm not even joking. Was very confused to see people still talking about it as though it hadn't happened yet.

Yes, I am an imbecile.

He mis-typed. That was meant to read "a tanner each".

Top Yorkshire pun.

Repped.

National Metal Day, and it's my birthday

I just had 11/11/11/11/11 about 25 minutes ago. The world is still here. Witch is nice.

Today, I am wearing cords.

^good call. The material most resembling 11:11:11 11/11/11

And to all those smug, obsessive fuckers who are getting married today just so they can have a fancy date on the order of fucking service and state in the fucking speeches how (he he) how the groom will have (he he) no trouble remembering to get the missus some flowers (he he) on their anniversary (he he) because it's (he he) 11:11:11 11/11/11!! HAHAHA!

To all of you, I hope the marriage doesn't last long enough to see the first fucking anniversary, you irritating analists.

Wow, I'm dead excited about this landmark moment. I don't know whether to scratch my arse or pick my nose to welcome it.

suicide pact list:

1) CF

Most of us have been dead for years.
https://www.lfgss.com/thread34219.html

My loins are trembling expectantly

Stood in the yard.. Heard Big Ben...

Remembered..

I am grateful.

happy 11 11 11 11 11 11

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Well that was an anit-climax

I didn't pay any attention to this at all. :)

As planned

Stood in the yard.. Heard Big Ben...

Remembered..

I am grateful.
+1
I asked for our group on the ward to be paused while we observed the silence. Felt so grateful for what I have.

was on the PlayStation yesterday and at 10.22pm i got a full set of 2's

22.22 22/2

Playstation 2?

ray where have you been for the last 2 years
nice to see you typing once again or do you just stay in the polo threads ?

PS2 would have been perfect i upgraded to the 3 this Xmas sadly