For Sale: Stuff for Sale

wets pants

lazysuperhero has rep

:D

I will now officially blame this thread for the overdue essay i have neglected to write. I now want ned to make an appearance and respond to his newly acquired infamy and feed us some nuggets of [strike]retard[/strike] genius with which we keep this baby going forever.

I'm ready to fly from this nest I promise, just give me a chance fellas

Depends what you try to sell.

Depends what you try to sell.

And if he does try sell things i think he'll need one of these...

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^ so much rep

I left an "R" out of Australian (because I still have numb fingers) and receive racist abuse from hippy. It's about time more people left Rs out of Australians.

Front Mech Clip On Silver VGC £9

can paypal as a gift or send chq or bank transfer will send same day

thanks

Ned

trade you for a track stand (short)

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Originally Posted by ned kelly
*Front Meh Clip On Sliver VGC £9
thanks

Ned*

trade you for a photo of a long track stand (short)
fify

<3

For Sale:

Adamantium crankset. Interesting story this one; one day I was walking down the street when this Australian prick in a yellow bodysuit lept into my path and started shouting at me,

"I'm Wolverine cunt, I'm going to kill you then rape your lifeless eye sockets!"

Well that's not very nice I thought to myself I'd better do something about this before he hurts me or someone else. So I kicked him in the balls. Hard. When I did this two things happened first of all my foot really, really started hurting and then the man slumped on the floor groaning and holding his bruised nutsack, as most blokes would.

After a couple of minutes this wolverine chap gets up and knives suddenly appear out of his clenched fists. Scary. He started shouting at me again;

"Right you bastard, you've really pissed me off now, I'm going to bypass the killing and move strait to the anal fisting with my special adamantium fist claws"

While he was saying this I kicked him in the balls again, harder than I did the first time. This time as he slumped to the floor the Wolverine bloke snapped off his fist claw things. I grabbed them quickly and ran off to the nearest tube just as the train was pulling away from the station I saw this chap running down the platform after me and the train. Luckily he did not make it and I got away.

Anyway as I got away I notice how strong and light the metal I was holding was, I thought to myself "You know this metal would make an excellent component for my bike." So straight away I went to visit the best metal worker that I know, a guy called Hattori Hanzō, who lives in Okinawa (he also runs a jolly nice sushi restaurant in his spare time if you are ever in the area).

Hattori (or hatters as he's known to his friends) turned these evil weapons of death into a beautiful handmade crankset for my bike which I would now like to sell for £5. Unfortunately I can't provide pics as I am too poor to own a camera but if you don't like it you can get your money back (p.s. it definately is not a charge crankset that I have scratched "made from adamantium by Hattori Hanzō" into using my old drawing compass from my Oxford Geometry set, it is much more special than that)

Don't know where to start on this....
Whut....?

sorry guys ive gone from 45 hours to 25 hours at work

all items on my thread £5 each Bargin !!!

sorry guys ive gone from 45 hours to 25 hours at work

all items on my thread £5 each Bargin !!!

So you got pictures of these magical items yeah?

I left an "R" out of Australian (because I still have numb fingers) and receive racist abuse from hippy. It's about time more people left Rs out of Australians.

Chopper Reid - Harden the fuck up, Australia - YouTube

sorry guys ive gone from 45 hours to 25 hours at work

all items on my thread £5 each Bargin !!!

Magic beans you say?!

Good evening Dov.

sorry guys ive gone from 45 hours to 25 hours at work

all items on my thread £5 each Bargin !!!

Luv a gd bargin we do

mate ive been reading the thread with all the pictures and havent had a good laugh like like this in ages , come on guys the first £5 going back into the site anyway, if u text me number il text u photo of item

Ned..... ster

Where's Balki?

mate ive been reading the thread with all the pictures and havent had a good laugh like like this in ages , come on guys the first £5 going back into the site anyway, if u text me number il text u photo of item

Ned..... ster

Yo Ned! we love you, why are pics of the items so secret? to be seen only in private texts?!
Are you really protecting our beautiful and precious eyes? I'm betting the items are so magical and cool that putting out nice clear pictures would blind us all and only special txtey people can handle it!

Magic beans

dibs

I'll take everything for no money.

PM sent.

^ haha <3

^^repped