Just heard a guy...

Dirty man.

Bogwanker

Bogwanker badges, bogwanker toys, soon the bogwanker monthly...

marsh thrasher?

Bogwanker annual.

Suspect rougher-upper?

A friend of mine told me today he wants to pierce his gooch.

not relevant to this thread, prolly.

anyway...

Can I just say, what do you get, first post, when you google 'bogwanker'...

I thank you.

"wet paint, do not touch"
ummm

a giant masturbating?

Can I just say, what do you get, when you google 'bogwanker'...

A shit load of awkward questions from the wife who happened to glance over my shoulder at that very moment

I know what you mean.

I proudly told my missus that when you google bogwanker the first hit is me.

She wanted to know why that would make me proud.

I had no answer.

^How was that ever going to end well?

With a wank in the bog?

haha^ this threads hillairious

"masturbatory obsessive bog peeper"

wont some one think of the chil............ffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

With a wank in the bog?

I was reffering to Luci's comment to his wife

Everyone does like a happy ending though

High powered jobs require high powered stress relief. Still, a bog-wank is better than the alternative.

High powered jobs require high powered stress relief. Still, a bog-wank is better than the alternative.

Yeah just think of all the city workers that have thrown themselves in front of a train. If they had been 'bogwankers' they would still be with us today. FACT!

^Nah, just a danger wank.

Similar thrill to trying to 'finish off' before the wife's unloaded all the shopping from the car.

Still gonna go with a "danger wank" of that magnitude being a symptom of mental illness. Sexual disinhibition on that level is bigger than just going for a bit of danger.

High powered jobs require high powered stress relief. Still, a bog-wank is better than the alternative.

I find the best form of high powered stress relief is to indulge in alarmingly vivid revenge fantasies featuring a gleaming arsenal of semi automatic weapons, night vision goggles and a dark, locked factory filled with my cowering foes.

The hardest thing is to hide my giggles while sitting at my desk.

Still gonna go with a "danger wank" of that magnitude being a symptom of mental illness. Sexual disinhibition on that level is bigger than just going for a bit of danger.

I had been waiting for some liberal apologist to suggest this is a medical condition.

Can I get time off work due to extreme danger wankitis?

Can I get time off work due to extreme danger wankitis?

Have you whittled it down to a bloody stump?