Epic WTF

My mate lives in. well, a mansion, basically, but it's just outside Whaley, and the only way in is through the village, so he's blocked off. He's running out of food right now, and it's over a mile to the nearest road, where he could get a taxi to a shop. Given that the mile involves walking over a hill, I think he's likely to die.

Reservoir Road? Can't think of anywhere else that's a one way street exiting inside the cordon

Drone drops of crisps and pop?

Horrific.

The Orange One performs a miracle as he sucks the life from a young girl.

I don't even

6.2kg lock

Reading the article, it’s not quite as bonkers as it seems on the face of it.

don't lose your keys

Don’t know the name of the road, but when I spoke to him on Weds, they’d been housebound for 6 days. Low on food, but have a well stocked wine cellar. Uber Eats do not deliver by Chinook, apparently

More on that.

I notice they never try nor mention, an angle grinder attack in the lock portion.

Also, an angle grinder with a larger diameter disc would spot this on the breakfast menu.
6.2 kg?
That's close to the weight of a couple of my bieks.

The lock she/he tells you not to worry about etc.

Am I the last person on the planet to find out that Andrew Wakefield, demon sire of anti-vaxxing, is dating Elle Macpherson? He should be in the 9th circle of hell, but he's shagging a supermodel. TANJ.

https://twitter.com/minouye271/status/1160908705535184897

Good grief

Because "Benefit Street" wasn't bad enough: https://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/entry/scarlett-moffatt-africa-british-tribe-next-door-family-channel-4_uk_5d5d13b3e4b0aa0b840be36e

I have no urge to watch it but that seems like a compare and contrast different cultures thing, albeit in a weird way. Opportunities to go all colonial and wrong but channel 4 are generally OK with that kind of stuff and maybe it'll actually be about British consumerism. Benefits street was just all "look at the povvos taking are hard earned money for flat screen tellies."

Channel 4 News is pretty much the only part of that channel that has shown any responsibility for years, now.

It's not what it was, but it's certainly no channel 5.

I retract my statement, assumed benefits street was channel 5.

That's the thing. There was a time when that assumption would have been reasonable, but that's long ago now.

Opportunities to go all colonial and wrong but channel 4 are generally OK with that kind of stuff...