Epic WTF

I don't know - probably a standard advertising algorithm that makes a bike appear in everything.

and a Pashley isn't Victorian.

So you can wash your arse while you’re cycling?

#bidetsnotbidons

Crippling diarrhoea but don't want to give up cycling?

This is real, sadly. This was being set up when when I worked for Pashley - made no sense then, makes less now. I’m sorry everyone.

Light weight version of a pashley.

Rep

and 🤣

I think I was more surprised by the ‘shelf not included’ but, yeah, the bicycle obviously is..

NSFW!

Cantona's instagram, NSFW:

https://twitter.com/iNaheemMUFC/status/1121040768922279937

Good heavens.

It's been deleted it seems.

Here's another link. Still extremely NSFW.

https://twitter.com/_10kane/status/1121056123723948032?s=12

Wow!

Its gone now, what was it?

The SFW version...

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It was Eric Cantona's face. The camera panned down to the tablet that he was holding. On the screen was the lower torso and legs of a man with shaved pubic hair, no obvious genitalia and a satsuma balanced on his belly button. The man opened his thighs a fraction and his intensely erect penis trèbuchet-ed up and over with elastic force, squashing and exploding the satsuma. The camera then panned back up to Cantona's expressionless face. Fin.

Come on, give us a link to the NSFW version

squashing and exploding the satsuma

It was an egg.

Art

It was an egg

I say satsuma

it was a cantaloupe

Passport sticker

Did he exhale "Oeuf!"

The man opened his thighs a fraction and his intensely erect penis trèbuchet-ed up and over with elastic force

You've written ( or perhaps read a lot of ) this sort of thing before, haven't you