Epic WTF

I saw it on the way home just now. It did occur to me to go back and check the saddle height - like if the rails are right down on the seat lug, could it be that someone has a bike which is too large for them, and this arrangement is the only way they can get the bike to fit them?

Spotted on ferry last weekend

D-Day biscuits

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Locked in freshness?

https://mobile.twitter.com/bitnch/status/1043496116120117248/video/1
'THESE ROTTEN ENGLISH TOURISTS JUST ROARED ABUSE AT US THEN THREW A PIGEON’S HEAD AT US!!! WHAT THE FUCK !'

Those outfits 🙈
(And the abuse and pigeon's head)

This is satire, surely?

https://www.theguardian.com/music/2018/sep/28/stinking-thinking-bez-gets-happy-mondays-disqualified-from-bargain-hunt-special

FFS Spoilers!

This has made the BBC news website as well. Must be a slow news day.

Slower than Tuesday and its 'Megan opens a car door' story?

Mind you I did enjoy today's in depth history of instant noodle

Surfer: Teen Confronts Fear

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s-ebN39VfMg

I saw JC at the Sunday carboot in Brighton once. Bet he bought some tatt that day too. /csb

Meh. Bez spilt a pint of beer all over my monitor desk once and said sorry via a very fat line of coke.

Brighton car boots are not a csb...

None of my csb's are very c. Move along.

Just a 'story bro' then? Was it the train station boot sale by the way?

Ha, i'll use sb in future.

Yes the train station one. Visits always mightily hungover, still fuelled by market diner gutbuster. /sb

So this is a Rosey Maple moth...

And so is this...

When you hire a photographer for your daughters first communion..

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This is normal in Spain...

We went to a confirmation in Valencia.

It's creepy.

Very...

Creepier than a quinceanera?

I've never been to one...

There were lots of creepy things that I dared not photograph. However...

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There's a cake in the window of my local bakery that I haven't dared photograph yet (but the wife might have...).

It's for a 1st birthday or something and it's a big white cake with a babies (clothed) arse and legs coming from the top. I think it's meant to look like the baby is diving into the cake but the feet have been made to look rather bloated so it just looks like a baby has choked/suffocated on cake.

Grim AF.

There's a shop in Leeds that has an absolutely dazzling variety of horrifying dolls. A particular highlight are the nightmarish piglet dolls. I'll try and get a photo of the shop front tomorow.

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