Epic WTF

We'll have whip 'round and see what we can do.

Ta.

Absolutely not related to my previous post what so ever.

More frightening than the chicken bear.

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2018/jan/24/saudi-camel-beauty-contest-judges-get--hump-botox-cheats

Motorcyclist loses control and stacks it sideways under an articulated truck and somehow doesn't die horribly.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?time_continue=51&v=ezf5oeP3eRE

“It makes the head more inflated so when the camel comes it’s like, ‘Oh, look at how big that head is. It has big lips, a big nose.’”

F@ck!

WTF America

^^ Came here to post that wtf^2!

https://apnews.com/34e81927d36f4c01b6d2527771d447c6

(Church worships guns)

The same day some other twunt wrote off our car, parked outside the house.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bhiDJbHPgjo

#enfieldlyf

It's quite a combo

not quite epic. or wtf. just a little mistake.

Is there no other food in that store?

Why are they by the jewellery not the each?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-essex-43317449

Person suspected of swallowing drugs holds their "messages" for 47 days...gets released w/o charges as there is no proof. Perhaps an epic win too ;)

I quite often see chocolate in the isle for tampons in our local supermarket. According to the people working in the store it apparently works, chocolate sales are up.

i've had some narrow squeaks just trying to get back from the supermarket to the toilet at home............. 47 days
fuck that

Classic data mining story.

http://web.onetel.net.uk/~hibou/Beer%20and%20Nappies.html

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/triathlon/43313998

holy shit

I'd like to know how this happened "...before he was able to escape."

"He dragged himself out of the bush onto the road and a private security car picked him up and took him to the nearest hospital. "

https://www.timeslive.co.za/news/south-africa/2018-03-06-horror-as-robbers-attack-durban-athlete-with-chainsaw/

Some kind of gambling angle to this do we think? Or very keen competitors?

(an official) said he would miss the South African Triathlon Champs in Bloemfontein in two weeks’ time

Uh huh...

i wouldn't rule out muti. people believe some weird shit in that part of the world.

I wouldn't rule out him having shagged the wrong guy's OH.