Epic WTF

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I hope Steve Wright's Sunday love songs segment covers the engagement of a couple who met when he yelled "Alright darling!" at a woman urinating next to a motorway.

https://twitter.com/brainmage/status/910452508794998784

From road rage to waving a knife around in a school in moments...

http://www.hamhigh.co.uk/news/crime-court/woman-armed-with-knife-attacks-pupil-and-staff-at-william-ellis-school-1-5206760

DIY step-through

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It took me a while but goodness me.

I'd post the close-ups, but they gave me the heeby-jeebies and i don't want to have to look a them again.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dXpffMXUcAg&app=desktop

Gotta be some kind of in joke

I watched 12 seconds of one of his other videos in which he says he is going to explain how feminism will destroy all relationships for those of his generation. I don't think it is a joke. I had to stop watching it though - don't want that shit infecting my youtube algorithms.

they're serious. google "proud boys" if you want a wholly depressing morning.

I don't get shit like this:
https://www.gofundme.com/help-marty-get-a-new-roadie

why should anyone chip in for $5k so you can do a hobby? Sort your life out.

Epic Fail, surely?

He got hit at 45 mpm.
If mpm is miles per minute it was 2700 miles per hour! I think he is bullshitting.
However, it might have been metres per minute, which is about 1.7 miles per hour.
Much more likely and far less impressive.

I did. And you're right. What a shower of shit that lot are.

Somebody is really going to need TP for their bunghole.

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Bloody love a game of cornhole.

I don't know what made him look more stupid.
Having his dick stuck in a bird that looks like Larry Grayson's draught excluder or that pathetic excuse for a beard that he uses to show which of his chins is the real one.

"Although sexual assaults by humans on pink flamingos are basically unheard of in the United States, a 2014 World Wide Fund for nature (WWF) study found that the practice was still fairly common in certain regions of Mexico and other Latin American countries where cultural belief still holds that sex with a pink flamingo may bring luck and prosperity."

Fucking what

Fucking what

A flamingo

Fake though...

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Props +1

He's undead?