Epic WTF

haha! that is dark

As black as Newgate's knocker.

That's a good point Constable.

Guys son crashes out of a road race, guy gets mad that the race isn't stopped, pulls a safety barrier across the road in front of riders:

http://velonews.competitor.com/2016/09/news/spectator-causes-crash_419925

^ he was arrested, thankfully. WAC.

https://www.facebook.com/8shit/videos/775680472571132/?hc_ref=NEWSFEED

seen this before.

Was waiting for a clever political message about mine fields or undetonated cluster bombs in war torn areas.

But no.....

Seen the similar one where the bloke's at a family gathering, gets pissed and swings a kid round and smashes them into a French Dresser? It's baffling. At the end it says "Don't get pissed and smash kids into French Dressers" or something.

well its not like French dressers grow on trees......

Faster and faster, he's going, giggling like a loon, then there's a smashing noise and horrified silence.

Oh, it was the Kiwis:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y91xgcTROsU

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/hi-tech-urinal-washes-dries-8778823#ICID=sharebar_facebook

Hmmm...
...no, dunno. But I'm not male :)

Just add teeth and we're there

do you put it in the eyes or the mouth

Think of the Money theyd save not needing sinks anymore!

so you chuck your hands in there too ?

*sadurinalface.jpg*

If youre one of those posh hand washing types.

No hands pee.
Run it through the mini carwash brushes.
Maybe a little cyclone drier.

Job done.

Definitely more 'Agast' than sad.

The idea of drying my Cock in one of those Dyson hand driers has now been seeded in my childish mind.

Fuck.

This wont end well.

With any Luck I'm too short.

I've considered this before, I'm pretty sure if you can do handstand press ups you could fuck one.

I'm not circumsized though.

Might just inflate like one of those terrifying chicken skinning machines.

You've put a lot of thought into this I see

Never put Your Cock into something without the coreect risk assessment.

...............not again.