Epic WTF

Apologies if posted elsewhere, had a quick search and not even sure is the right place but it'll do.

Robert Förstemann makes toast

https://youtu.be/S4O5voOCqAQ

At about 2:21 I was hoping for the assistant to tenderly offer him the fresh toast as he was doubled over, and for Robert to take a strained but contented bite in victory. A little bit disappointed in the actual conclusion to be honest.

Yeah, it totally underwhelmed me.
"Look at what man can achieve with vast legs!!!! Toast."

Toast.

#toast

toast!

Tonight I'm having toast for dinner.

Toast.

Have a toast sandwich and butter both sides of the toast.

http://pages.ebay.com/link/?nav=item.view&alt=web&id=171811887834

Bargain. Love the wheelchair wheels

Agreed. I want to see the man consume his creation with triumph. And some Vegemite.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VT1J65KHX8E

Epic Flounce.

#toastboastpost

He is the biggest idiot in the history of cinema. Which is pretty amazing considering the competition.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?feature=youtu.be&v=uoB_MDSkHms

And it stops you farting! For only 5 currencies!

i hope you smashed the place up...

Epic pile up in...Southborough, Tumbridge Wells.

http://www.kentonline.co.uk/tunbridge-wells/news/huge-pile-up-after-nine-car-38387/

Crumple zones in crumpling shocker.

More than six police cars

Intriguing. Spose they can't tell us exactly how many because of the official secrets act.

angela merkel

is it going in or coming out?

Don't judge - She has to feed her young somehow.

PW Botha behind her doesn't seem as keen.

Blue suits Richie.