Epic WTF

That's just one reason why I haven't been to a festival since 2002.

Is the other that you got old?

I've not been to one since about 2008, I'm so old. :(

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is this your conscience speaking?

Do. Not. Ever. Fucking. Want.

but she may want you

Not talking about the woman, I'm talking about the festival 'experience''...

There aren't enough chevrons in my computer, etc...

ah, ok, i once saw a lady (used loosely) attempt the same stunt in London fields on a summers day, sans tent and mud, and i did not see anything being ejected/evacuated , she just appeared to be having a dry run, oblivious to her surrounding or the here and now
i commented to friends i'd like to sample just a tiny bit of what she'd taken

I'm not sure I've quite figured out what she was trying to do anyway...

some shamanistic ritual to bless the ground she sleeps on?

Ah, I see...

I hate humans...

or perhaps just poor bladder control when battered
i knew a girl with poor bladder who'd piss if she laughed to hard in my youth,
she went home with her knickers wrapped in newspaper once

or perhaps just poor bladder control when battered
i knew a girl with poor bladder who'd piss if she laughed to hard, in my mouth,
she went home with her knickers wrapped in newspaper once

Things you've misread on the forum.

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some people pay good money for that kinda thing

^^ Me too... Awkward moment... We've all been there, obvs...

suppose it could have gone that way
#musttryhardernexttime

For sale: Rare Bach disposition 16 8 8 4 large 2 manual and pedal harpsichord prepared for Claviorganum

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/2-manual-pedal-Bach-disposition-16-8-8-4-large-harpsichord-for-claviorganum-/00/s/MTYwMFgxMjAw/z/85MAAOxy0x1TSYBU/$_1.JPG

Something something organ works.

Aira tried her harpsichord today after the worst of the winter dampness

and finding it wasn't playing very well started to look inside

and started to see disturbing things

It was truly terrifying

and she didn't know what to do

She checked her jacks and plectra

but was really at a loss

and it's never really fitted her - she needs longer legs to reach the pedals

"Sorry, it's got to go", she said, "This is going to be of better use to someone with central heating . . . and long enough legs"

Wow...

https://twitter.com/PlymouthCTC/status/455704408912068610/photo/1

Full name is Robin C Henshaw... Possibly...

Liskeard
Cornwall
PL14

Maybe...

If I wrote a letter saying we should heave bricks at speeding drivers I'd probably get nicked.

For sale: Rare Bach disposition 16 8 8 4 large 2 manual and pedal harpsichord prepared for Claviorganum

http://i.ebayimg.com/t/2-manual-pedal-Bach-disposition-16-8-8-4-large-harpsichord-for-claviorganum-/00/s/MTYwMFgxMjAw/z/85MAAOxy0x1TSYBU/$_1.JPG

That listing is a work of internet art.

I went to the doctors today to finally get my sore throat looked at.
The very nice doctor was visibly surprised when she looked at my tonsils with her torchy thing, and asked if i minded if her two colleagues had a look too. It's not nice when a doctor looks down your throat and says "whoa" like Keanu Reeves.
Apparently i have a "substantial, non-specific growth of tissue" on my pharynx, which is so big that the docs were surprised i'm not having trouble eating or breathing.
I have a feeling I'm going to be prodded and poked about quite a lot over the next few days.