Epic WTF

Both peas, nice to be reminded of them though.

fuck this day job lark for a game soldiers, i'm signing up tomorrow!

Ukrainian Army Ad - YouTube

I thought Ed might like some subtitles

Girl 1: I've got the clap
Man: Naturally
Girl 2: I'm actually a man
Man: I used to be a woman!
(laughter. Soldiers arrive)
Soldier: We've been in that tank for 3 days. I need to drink someone's piss.
(piss is brought)
Girl 3: Your health!
Soldier: Thank you. Would anyone care for a game of Kerplunk?
Girl 4: I love Kerplunk!
Soldier: of course you do. Who doesn't love Kerplunk?
Girl 5: I don't. I think Kerplunk is boring
Girl 6. So do I. But I think they have other games in the tank too.
Man: Bitches! Bitches! Aren't we going to have sex in my stolen car?
Girls: fuck off you transgender nonce. We play Kerplunk with soldiers!
Voiceover: Join the army. Play Kerplunk! With girls!

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J0L4vAs4PN0&feature=related"]Message
In A Bottle - Harp For Hangovers - YouTube[/ame]

christ

Malcolm, don't you feel like you need drink and drugs to endure that?

Thankfully no.. They're bad.. But not that bad..

My colleague wanted to use these two for an event we are hosting..

I thought Ed might like some subtitles

Girl 1: I've got the clap
Man: Naturally
Girl 2: I'm actually a man
Man: I used to be a woman!
(laughter. Soldiers arrive)
Soldier: We've been in that tank for 3 days. I need to drink someone's piss.
(piss is brought)
Girl 3: Your health!
Soldier: Thank you. Would anyone care for a game of Kerplunk?
Girl 4: I love Kerplunk!
Soldier: of course you do. Who doesn't love Kerplunk?
Girl 5: I don't. I think Kerplunk is boring
Girl 6. So do I. But I think they have other games in the tank too.
Man: Bitches! Bitches! Aren't we going to have sex in my stolen car?
Girls: fuck off you transgender nonce. We play Kerplunk with soldiers!
Voiceover: Join the army. Play Kerplunk! With girls!

Ha!

Message In A Bottle - Harp For Hangovers - YouTube

christ

For the love of puppies, end her suffering.

christ
you called?

http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/

She purdy...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=riBqzzbS4VE

ffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIPj3hLNYls&feature=related"]Sweet
Child O' Mine - Guns N' Roses Electric Harp Duet - Camille and Kennerly, Harp Twins - YouTube[/ame]

help me..............................................................................

For the love of Buddha.. Step away from Google search fatbloke...

me no googy no more it haz badz in it.

All that swaying.. It's like they're stuck in the wind.

Cannot be unheard.

Cannot be unheard.
tru fact.

weeps inside

Cannot be unheard.

Bloody hell... this^.
WTF!!??

But would, times two... no-harp attached mind.

Twins make me feel funny in rude places.

Funny, they make me feel rude in funny places.

They made my funny places feel rude.

Those weird crotch-slung harps look obscene. Like huge groin-chevrons. Anyway, it's not all bad:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=apdaZfYIJTU

OK, it is bad. But then I found something that actually worked well:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtZHVpsHpag&feature=related

Last 3 harpy chicks = would.

you called?

http://www.jesusoftheweek.com/

http://digitaljournal.com/article/314232

Gold Xander, gold. "Butt-Chugging" sniggers