Epic WTF

My sister-in-law? The wife wouldn't be pleased.

He's already got a pepper pregnant...

It took a lot of attempts.

Kinda wtf but no other place to stick it.
So I was out in Leeds on Saturday and my mates and I were waiting for a bus about 11pm. Taxi pulls up with jumpy stop. Some absolute tank of a man hops out on all fours screaming like an escaped baboon all looking around like he wants to kill. Turns back to the taxi and and just rags the sliding taxi door off the hinges and throws it on the floor still screaming. He then runs off down the road into the pub whilst pulling his hawian shirt form his back.

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It is Leeds.

Would of be worse in Bratfud.

Standard.

Malaysian?

Kinda wtf but no other place to stick it.
So I was out in Leeds on Saturday and my mates and I were waiting for a bus about 11pm. Taxi pulls up with jumpy stop. Some absolute tank of a man hops out on all fours screaming like an escaped baboon all looking around like he wants to kill. Turns back to the taxi and and just rags the sliding taxi door off the hinges and throws it on the floor still screaming. He then runs off down the road into the pub whilst pulling his hawian shirt form his back.

Sorry. I was on my period.

I didnt bat an eye lid untill I got to hawian shirt.

Hawain shirt?

Really?

The grim north indeed.

Malaysian?

Hawain shirt?

Really?

The grim north indeed.

Nobody fucks with Malaysian. Nobody.

He works it well though.

Would.

That taxi story reminds me of a mate who once got a cab home drunk, got out and fell onto the bonnet putting a dent in it. Apparently rather than apologise or offer to pay he then proceeded to lecture the cabbie on the foolishness of picking up drunk people.

Yeah, "mate".

was rather funny, some off my mates i was with are coppers and phoned the police as they were too pissed to do anything. The mental guys mates tried to say they wasnt with him but they all had the same shirts on so they didnt really think.

Not sure if it has already been posted, but words fail me.

http://www.huffingtonpost.co.uk/2013/12/03/joseph-small-masturbated-fire-extinguisher-bottom-premier-inn_n_4377180.html?1386078695

^

I come from Sheffield in England

nuff said.

Wait, is this like GRINDR on bikes?

GRINDR on bikes?
Polo forum >>>>>>>>>>>>

Wait, is this like GRINDR on bikes?

It's the same thing.

That's why I got my sweet fixeh.

Thanks, Ed. I will keep that in mind.

Awkard erection.

Don't waste it.

Get fixed.