Epic WTF

We wisely nuked Australia and chucked a few at the US.

I love the fact that on the whole, the nuclear powers are nuking the shit out of themselves.

Smart move, France. Smart move.

Is she Greek?

Burt-ina

Smart move, France. Smart move.

Yeah. Nuke the black guys.

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Awesome. Rep!

Guy is in awesome shape for a pensioner!

ow ow ow ow

if by 'professionals' you mean a 'team of CG grunts' and 'closed off area' you mean 'a flame suite' then yes. yes it was.

It's cheesy and shit but I thinks it's cool and a little wtf aswel. Think is his about 53 or something

if by 'professionals' you mean a 'team of CG grunts' and 'closed off area' you mean 'a flame suite' then yes. yes it was.

Why is this not possible in reality?

elf n safety would have none of it.

I think that it might, just might, be an advert.

http://patdollard.com/2013/07/it-begins-pedophiles-call-for-same-rights-as-homosexuals/

twats.

^ wouldn't

Eats a whole raw potato? That's what I do to turn myself on.
Isn't their marriage not complete without being consummated if they're all christian?

^ It's worse than that, surely? Isn't procreation the whole point of getting married from the Christian perspective? The whole "be fruitful, and multiply" thing?

This raw potato business is just a form of wasting his seed, like Onan!!!!

A marriage can (and according to their religion, should) be annulled if they have not consummated it.

The older Greek Orthodox wedding ceremony translates as "to plough children" I was told by my ex (who spoke Grik), I always found that to be a fairly blunt euph.

to plough children

Quoted out of context.

Yeah right, shes getting it six ways to sunday from her bbc lover along the street.

that face is pure filth.

All I got from that was.

....25 months without sexual contact.....start having bedroom thoughts...spray on her face....

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