Epic WTF

his defense is coming on leaps and bounds...

Anyway.. Tomorrow I'm expecting that OP will get bail.

He will then shed his skin to reveal he is an insect like alien and inform the world he is nothing but the point "man" for an invasion of earth.

Ohhh now I understand the reference.

About to sit down to watch a lovely episode of embarrassing bodies while I eat my dinner of cottage cheese and offal to see this on the episode description....

***"In the UK clinic, Dr Pixie helps a man who lost his penis in a childhood car accident, and follows the dramatic reconstruction surgery to make him a new phallus from his own body parts." ***

A bloke in a pub told me that semen and snot are pretty much the same thing.

Is he in your front room now?

If so, run...

Unless that's your thing...
#allmyfriendsaregay

Weird things happened when he wanted to blow his nose. I thought he meant his penis, he meant his actual nose, one thing lead to another and he ended up running out of my house covered in his snot and my semen. It was all very awkward.

"You have a nice big arm so we can give you a nice big penis"

#thingspoofacesmumsays

Must have been hard growing up.

A bloke in a pub told me that semen and snot are pretty much the same thing.

Just something JImmy Savile would say to kids so that... [No, Scratch that]

'Do borrow my hankie little johnny'

Appears to be an all out war between the guys in red sleeves and the overweight woman in blue leggings.

My money's on her.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0NCSPh4HvM

table>chair

unbelievably racist comments on youtube for that video

unbelievably racist comments on youtube for that video

YouTube has virtually no moderated comments? And they are racist!

First I've heard of that sort of thing...

#shitjokealert

You really are on fire tonight.

#shitjokealert

You really are on fire tonight.

I am.

You however are not.

(Hash tags on a forum don't do twitter BTW)

all out war between the guys in red sleeves and the overweight woman in blue leggings.

bloods v crips?

^^Do fuck off. I know you're trying to be funny but you are worse than Jim Davidson.

#idontgiveashityoucunt

Who the fuck is Jim Davidson?

%noideaofusinghashtagssoiusedapercentagetowindyouupalittlebitmore

that was quite funny, the percentage bit. I liked that.

What really wound me up is the space in your percentage tag. splitting the word up into u p.

I know, right? bastard.