Epic WTF

Fucked UP

Kill someone get five years and be out on parole. Nice

...or join the army, kill someone, and get a fucking medal ftw!

Kill someone get five years and be out on parole. Nice

That's brutal compared to killing someone with a car...

I only vomit when I see someone else vomit, smell vomit and sometimes when I see it, as you can imagine when I start to be sick it often continues for ages.....
/csb

Me too.

Except for the last bit. The last time I vomited I was under 10, and had one of those vomiting flue type things.

squints

Kill someone get five years and be out on parole. Nice

That's brutal compared to killing someone with a car...

Kill a cyclist with a car get 3 points and a small fine..

Kill someone get five years and be out on parole. Nice
It's within sentencing guidelines.

It sounds like an epic fail, rather than a WTF though.

The woman (women) appear to have been in dire need of psychiatric help, which they didn't receive, either through individual, or far more likely, complete systemic failure.

Kill a cyclist with a car get 3 points and a small fine..
Sorry mate, I didn't see you.

You should be paying road tax anyway.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3tP2RiOlTbc

Sorry mate, I didn't see you.

You should be paying road tax anyway.

Fair cop

Not getting freaked out by blood and guts ain't weird, the whole country would be pretty short of doctors, nurses, medical researchers and the like if it was. Saying that I'm a bit squeamish in some ways. Although I puke about once every 2 weeks.

True, but it makes me feel heartless. I saw a person fall under a train and I didn't feel anything.

Confessions thread

No, but they did.

If you feel bad about not feeling things then you're not a full on psychopath, have you considered a career in assassination?

Yes. Yes I have. My hands aren't tough enough though. The piano cable always digs in too much.

Practice makes perfect.

Practice and gloves.

Gloves made from the skin of your fallen enemies.

I use these bad boys, they're nice, and not too pricey on my price/hit.

Sniper rifle ftw. Less chance of any trace left behind. Although most leaders will have a team checking out all possible threats making it especially hard to find a spot to shoot from

I'm a crap shot... I cant time my heartbeats evenly.

Its all about the inside job. best way to get up close and personal to use a blade

Takes too much time to get inside despite the better chance of success.

Kidney punch.

I use these bad boys, they're nice, and not too pricey on my price/hit.

You need a pair of Karatands.