Epic WTF

Actual video of a procedure in hospital. The procedure being the extraction of a cucumber from the anus. https://twitter.com/1000waytolaugh/status/1735035781939409133

Thanks for sharing.

The kitchen can be a perilous place. Take care out there folks. Get yourself some crocs or other non slip footwear.

Not sure where to start with this one.

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Surely it's trolling.

Probably, but still, what a hill to choose to die on.

A sexy robot hill.

Looks like he got himself into a pickle, Er, I mean got a pickle into himself .

Ex Machina springs to mind.

pfffttt, who needs robot wives when you can have this

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Jeez I don't want to know what filthy depths of the internet that has been dragged up from

Why not both?

Lol’d

I can have that?

Your generosity is beyond comprehension.

Is that a Sarah Lucas?

That thread is plumbing similar depths at the moment

https://youtu.be/JvrN4xHr32o?si=t3KKGlaPFONnHtbV

Reminds me of: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYLBjScgb7o&t=180

There’s very little in this that doesn’t demand more questions:

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2023/dec/15/former-pennsylvania-mayor-imprisoned-shooting-pokemon-go

This is normal hippo behaviour. It's a sign of submission for them to flick poop onto the dominant hippo in the area.

Kinky fuckers

Pretty simple, she’s a drunk asshole in a place where anyone can have a gun.

Levelling up going well then...

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Dear gods, it's as if they want to hand Labour campaign material for those Red Wall constituencies.

If the Tories cover London in a sufficiently thick layer of bituminous surfacing the wealth can roll downhill to The North.