Epic WTF

AJ spent four days alone with his thoughts in a pitch black room: "This is where lions are made."

Surely there was a pair of adult lions in there too? #biology

Four fucking mosquitos in my bathroom the other day. It's mid October. In Scotland

None of their models look like me, but that's for entirely different reasons...

Like the only models with a passing likeness to you are topographical ones of the Alps?

I generally have more success in finding fabric based coverings if what I'm buying comes with a hydrostatic rating and a label saying how many people can sleep underneath.

First day of a 2 day First Aid course today. Course is in a meeting room, all the manikins and books are laid out. We’re waiting for the instructor to come in.
Manager comes in and says course is cancelled.
Instructor was taken away in an ambulance earlier.

Mistaken identity?

No.
He was carrying course supplies up a flight of stairs in the lobby. Then chest pains and sweats.
No news on his condition but hope he’s okay.

Chest pains and sweats aren't great, I also hope he's doing well.

https://twitter.com/StokeyyG2/status/1716453141695050075

Some thoughts on this:

Didn't fucking happen

A glory hole booth where there’s a ‘screen’ would involve a sex worker.

Women, no matter how drunk, don’t wander into the glory hole side of a place and suck strangers dicks.

Maybe inside a members sex club, but in the RLD in Amsterdam? Absolutely not.

DHOTY

I’d put money on it.

It’s a rehash if a very old Army Urban Legend I’ve been told many times. The location is usually a dark cell in the guardroom and it’s the Sergeant-Majors daughter

First day of a 2 day First Aid course today.

Well, at least you've delayed the embarrassing 'roll play' for a while.

Get into a group of three, one leaves the room and the other two pretend to be a casualty and by-stander...

Role play innit?
As in playing a role.

Not in first aid - got to get them into a recovery position..

Roll play is WWF surely

Yahtzee?

WWF

As you should

Ah, that reminds me of a joke...

What's black and white and rolls down a hill?

(insert many variations of playground answers, but never the one that people give)

My 7 year-old started doing these jokes recently - It's difficult not to give a) all the answers, or b) the very inappropriate answers.

Check the area for hazards.
Shout "help, help" whilst giggling.

Role play innit?
As in playing a role.

WTF is this shit?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJuwEaPspII

Superhero sadomasochism doritos? Okay...

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Dazed and Confused, I am.
That there is the sound of Robert Plant scratching his nails down the inside of his own coffin lid.