Epic WTF

Unlikely Nirvana fan...

They do, but in my experience the service is terrible.

Have we had the Black Alien Project guy? I get that body modification is a thing and each to their own but he's cut off four fingers.

Pay the small premium, get the crocodile

Amazon

Big fan of Banshees of Inisherin?

Fucking hell!

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Pay a bit more of a premium, get an actual crocodile

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That is absolutely rank. Full WTF.

This is the correct proposal.

He's also got a Brazilian friend
https://www.instagram.com/diabao.praddo/?hl=en

Any distinguishing features......

All in, was less anyway. Hopefully when they deliver they won't just leave it in the compost bin.

Black Alien Project is supposedly one of the most chilled and friendly guys out there. I’m not into body modding myself(split tongues freak me out) but have followed his journey over the years.
It’s definitely as intense as it gets but at the end of the day if you’re gonna go down that road you gotta follow it through. To quote Phoneshop “If man say him a ting, then him a ting”.
The finger lopping was the point I stopped following his journey though :/

I'd love to know Gwar's take on him. Reminds me I once saw a guy in Leeds with Gene Simmons makeup tattooed on his face.

Yeah like I said, I get it and he's just doing what makes him happy but the fingers got me!

At a much lower level of wtf, I played minigolf where you had to putt up Gene's tongue.

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Creepy.

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That's in your search history now, enjoy the adverts.

Is my OH now going to see ads for sex toys and prepper rope when they're watching greys anatomy?

Not sure which is more embarrassing.

Actually I know perfectly well which is more embarrassing.

I don't think preppers go in for the soft touch rope

Dulwich Paragon Preppers might.

"tell me you're into bondage without telling me you're into bondage"