Epic WTF

It's in a par with having your sack hanging out your trousers during group photos.

I mean this seems a little unfair in the t&cs:

"we reserve the right to refuse entry to patrons who we deem to be inebriated or under the influence of drugs."

No searches tho. It’s the opposite to club policy - be sure to bring your drugs inside to do them.

If you can tolerate JJ without being smashed you need to check yourself.

Just to be clear - I’m going ironically.

There’s no irony when you’re doing bumps at 2 am.

Bumps is something very different in Cambridge.

I’m going ironically

Me attending any event ever

European friends were/are incredulous about the number of really high profile UK djs who only exist in the UK bubble and yet just play shit music badly. Brandon Block, Jeremy Healey, Judges Jules etc who just played shit “UK house music” and yet if you picked up any dance music press in the 90s their profiles were through the roof. Wankers who play music for wankers.

Shelford

Can't remember if a friend of a friend still runs The Three Horseshoes just down the road. Should really go and find out.

ballsack photos

They could also be playing "left or right".

Dobby step set.

@snowy_again - was it at mountview? If so I think my missus might have been invited.

Went on a big night out in Perth late nineties, I think to the Ice Factory? We had to get a car and drive from Dundee so it was a big deal. Big proper club night, away from the usual suspects, rakes and rakes of illicit substances, inside everyone's faces were just melting like a dali edition magic eye picture.

Then who should step up to do a set? That's right! It's our old pal Judge Jules! He starts playing shitty house music and randomly whacking the volume down to zero so that he can hear his devotees cheering for him. Nobody was cheering for him. The only sound you could hear punctuating the silence was the skeletal grinding of teeth. He had this entire dancefloor of very confused, very drug-addled people all just standing there looking around at each other in misery and belwilderment, nobody could even dance to it. It was a terrible time. We never went back there ever again.

Anyway, we got back to Dundee early the next morning and went to his website to send him some whinging emails, this being the days before you could do this kind of thing publicly on Twitter, and to our surprise, he replied immediately! He contested all of our observations and confidently informed us that actually his set was fantastic and everyone really enjoyed it.

I'm sure the village fete will be similarly great.

I saw posters all around town
Fun day in the park, bring the family down
Bric-a-brac, puppet show, fire engine, steam train
Face painting, mask making, falconry, tombola,
Climbing wall, cake stall, hook-a-duck, candy floss, Judge Juuuuules

Ah. That brings back memories.

It was like some sort of law that everyone in 1st XV had to do that for all photos. I remember going to a reunion and some of them must have been in their late 20s. Still with their nuts in their zippers for half the night.

They could also be playing cock or ball

I saw judge Jules a few times in the early 90s and thought he was quite good. I should probably add that I may have thought anyone sounded good on each of those nights....😉

cock or ball

I was going to say this, I've not played in a while. These days you'd get arrested, just for being English and showing your genitals to people in the pub.

When did that come in?

Chris?

Kyle Walker says hi

Chris?

Yep, he's a good friend of my brother-in-law who lives in Cambridge, they both used to live out Willingham way.

out Willyham way

Is that a variant of cock or ball?

Chris is still there. Love Chris.