Epic WTF

Let's point at the upper middleclass income band which the lower working class income band doesn't like to distract from the really top middleclass/top income band, rinse&repeat stories.

Yeah my thoughts too. People with too many twatwagons aren’t the problem, it’s people with too many yachts.

Just out of curiosity, how many yachts is too many?

Main yacht - fine
Commuter yacht - fine
Weekend yacht - you’re taking the piss now.

Think of all the trickle-down wealth generated by employing oiks who quite like boats and know how to read a chart to sail them for the wealthy owners.

It's a public service!

Main yacht - fine
Commuter yacht - fine
Weekend yacht - you’re taking the piss now.

You need the weekend yacht if your main one is moored say in southern Spain and you cba’ed flying down at the weekend. It’s pretty much a necessity really.

I know, I really didn’t think this through. It fine being all noble and saying something like ‘people should have fewer yachts’ but clearly we all have different circumstances. If it means using the private jet less, then it’s probably better for the environment to sail there.

N+1 yachts

yachts are like shoes - sure, one pair could do everything, but not even a horse has only one pair of shoes.

not even a horse has only one pair of shoes.

This made my brain hurt a bit :-)

I have a degree in English as well...

I’m trying to work out if that’s a humbleflex or not :-D
Unfortunately my degree in colouring-in is no help with this whatsoever.

I'm considering replacing all of my yachts with a single gravel yacht.

Covered in funny shaped bags?

I worked on a megayacht once.

Covered in funny shaped bags?

Yeah, and possibly with a collar in the middle so that I can split it into two pieces and take it on a train.

Crash test video. Watch the first section very carefully

https://twitter.com/i/status/1483376345191272448

Dirty Sanchez will be kicking themselves they never did that.

Or quite possibly never kicking anything ever again if they tried it. Other than the bucket.

Love how un-fussed the guy facing rear is.

Penis facials...using korean foreskins

Wtf

We all know Sri Lankan are the best

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2022/jan/26/fifa-gianni-infantino-biennial-world-cup-could-save-african-migrants-from-death-in-the-sea

How is no where in the US as gloomy as the UK

Alaska