Epic WTF

Interesting point! People on both sides have got to be crunching those numbers. Those pesky dems, with their damn tofu and Pelotons, outliving the patriots.

https://twitter.com/gunsnrosesgirl3/status/1473332166008487951

https://www.rawstory.com/brian-kilmeade-jesus-manger/

"Fox News host praises Jesus Christ's parents for finding a manger during the busy holiday season "

A Japanese professor has developed a prototype lickable TV screen that can imitate food flavours, another step towards creating a multisensory viewing experience.
The device, called Taste the TV (TTTV), uses a carousel of 10 flavour canisters that spray in combination to create the taste of a particular food. The flavour sample then rolls on hygienic film over a flat TV screen for the viewer to try.
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Old news. McDonald's have been doing this for years.

https://metro.co.uk/2018/11/28/poo-found-on-every-mcdonalds-touchscreen-tested-8178486/

Welcome to hell

https://www.entrances2hell.co.uk/index.html

Heh. That’s marvellous.

My Voters

Lee Anderson going in hard for the twat demographic.

You’ve got to go both hard and early if you want to stand out in what will be a super crowded field.

PS The hard and early comment reminds me of the excitable commentator at the Milton Keynes CL World Cup a few years back - an American hit the lead early doors and we heard on the tannoy “X is approaching this race like a Chicago election, going hard, going early”. He had loads of other pearls but that was the one that stuck

Anyone elected as a Tory MP has already got the twat demographic sewn up.

...Some manage an invisible seam though. Anderson is doing massive Frankenstein stitches.

Until recently, the eating disorder clinic at the Maudsley Hospital in Denmark Hill was above the staff canteen.

Didn't know whether to put this in the middle aged thread or here ...

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Viz or similar, I presume.
Satire, not WTF

With no thread titled "Satire", "Viz" or "I Presume", WTF I'm leaving it here.

Drop it in the memes thread.

My penis works all ways.

You're getting confused with always being a penis.

‘Tis true, but unlike the Viz copy checker I use an S in the word always.

Would love a mint Capri. Just sayin'.

Capri Sun. Mint.

sounds refreshing, better than the generic Orange flavour.

Yes but who the F decided to put mint in lemon San Pellegrino

A genius