Epic WTF

Popped in for a pint of milk and ended up at a ghost wedding for are
troops x

https://twitter.com/sleeful/status/1455592525348102146

But are they selling Poppy Pizzas or Battle of Britain Bangers?

a flower inserted into his penis.

Surely thats mildy uncomfortable... And how did he manage to get it in? (asking for a friend)

*actually not really cause jesus said no

Depends on the flower, no? Daisies are easy, roses a lot less fun.

don't pineapples come from a flowering plant?

Since when is Tesco a flowering plant?

fun

subjective

only people on the Dole get their pineapples from a supermarket

Underrated comment.

Please don't encourage him

My wife is a urology nurse and penile insertions are very common (but often end with a visit to urology!)

She use flowers?

I'm not sure about what the flower was or how he managed it, it wasn't a small one, came from a bunch of fresh flowers in a vase that were scattered around the pub.

What a beautiful tribute...

I'm not sure I like the sounding of that

I could tell you a story or two!!

Docking?

I thought it was sounding when carried out solo?

This is basically what stopped me taking rugby seriously at university.

Same. Loved Union at High School but University Rugby was full of twats. Even the League ones in Bratfud.

To be fair, the Women's Hockey teams were just as bad. Some of their Club Initiation Challenges really weren't suitable for male eyes.

I was there to provide the PA via the Uni Union. Not Perving.

Please don't encourage him

The Dan from Deptford Market, he say no :(

There was a pub in Durham that all the rugby socials took place at. I gather they had a pressure washer specifically to hose vomit into the river

At Leeds they used to compete to see how much small change they could fit under their foreskins, you would hear shouts like “I’m a £1.40 man”.
The bar staff would only accept notes from them.

How different from the home life of our dear Queen.

Indeed, she must miss Phil the Greek stuffing rolled up £50s up her arse and asking her to fart the National Anthem.

Lancaster too.