Epic WTF

Find the darts, melt them down, make them into cubes….profit

Find the darts, melt them down, make them into cubes….profit

No need, just mint an NFT so that someone can have their name on a list pointing to an idea of the dart cubes....profit.

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Obviously you wouldn't accept "real" money and any profits can only be spent on drugs, weapons or hitmen.

I used to work on a darts magazine. I was a designer, but I’d do a lot of the equipment reviews (I’d nip to the pub next door and try darts out). Still have a box full of high end sets of darts somewhere in the loft.
Does that mean I’m NFT rich now?

Bullseye!

Why did you 180 from that career path?

https://www.rca.ac.uk/showcase/show-rca/xiaoqi-liu/

Sounds like he just checked out

Boom!

Oche doche

I still have a set of early tungsten competition darts

Late 70s, was working at a British Aerospace factory, they had to get the police, MOD as I recall, in due to the amount of tungsten that was going missing from stores and being turned in to darts.

https://twitter.com/patriottakes/status/1454629198849396737?t=6hdYEKetMkbVnI4xYSONYA&s=19

It's not even a good painting... Jesus...

Is... Is that supposed to be Kamala Harris and Joe Biden?!

Yerp

Late 70s, was working at a British Aerospace factory, they had to get the police, MOD as I recall, in due to the amount of tungsten that was going missing from stores and being turned in to darts.

This is just begging to be turned into a very British film. Could be a Guy Richie film, in which Vinnie Jones is using a darts tournament as cover for a bank job; the tungsten is really intended for drills to get into the hardened vault, but one of his gang can't resist diverting some of the tungsten to make high quality darts for his favourite darts player and this creates an evidence trail that puts the police on their track.

Could be a Full Monty kind of thing, where a bunch of the factory workers are a hopeless darts team, but one of them has managed to get them into a tournament under false pretences and hopes the tungsten darts will give them an edge; they fail in the first round but, heart-warmingly, the publicity mends the relationship between him and his estranged son.

Could be a Mike Leigh film; a shop steward organises a protest to hold up a delivery of tungsten the company needs, until such time as it gives proper support to families of workers who have suffered industrial accidents. But privatisation is looming and a middle manager whom he thought was a friend and ally sneakily flogs the tungsten to a dodgy darts manufacture so he can buy shares in the public sell-off. The bastard pins the blame on the shop steward, who not only goes to prison for a crime he didn't commit but is now reviled by his former coworkers as a fraud and a traitor.

#rep

The thing about half-inching tungsten for darts is that it's an absolute fucker to machine, isn't it? Or is it just used to weight them?

what do you think that big diamond heist on the thames was all about...?!

it's all one massive long con to get a nice set of darts.

sadly the only one who knew the location of the materials was Jim Bowen and they were never made...

... or were they??? #scientologydidit

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M. Night Shyamalan's Tungsten.
MoD darts team, travels around the country to other bases and sites, secretly stealing tungsten from the various sites they attend.
Twist ending it was to make a NFT cube and not lighter barrels for the darts team.

Studio Ghibli tungsten film, twee talking goblins frolic about town, befriend a street urchin, make darts from stolen tungsten, in the third act it is revealed that the metal is actually a physical manifestation of grief and the creation of the Arrers is actually healing the urchins wellbeing by sharing his grief with his friends (on the darts circuit)

Beautiful.

Confessions of a darts player. Our randy hero, Stan Tongue, brings together an unlikely crew of handsome and/or buxom thieves to go about robbing darts players of their darts, and NFT "owners" of their data as Stan wants to build himself a tungsten tongue after biting off his own trying not to tell someone he's a vegan in a post office one afternoon. He then plans to use said tungsten tongue to cunnilingus his way to top of royal family in an attempt to infiltrate the internet and figure out what NFTs really are.

vg, to the extent that i instantly visualised a reaction shot of jason statham finding out: "you did WHAT?" cutting to a closeup of a dart landing

Lol

Mark Herman film :- after factory forced to close due to losses, the works darts team get coached off to Lakeside for one last chance at regaining their pride