Epic WTF

Who the fuck kicks a swan
https://twitter.com/iancollinsuk/status/1277309409467740162

I mean, swans are cunts but that one probably didn't have it coming for just bobbing about.

This is where I live. The woman was pretty cackhandedly trying to stop the swans fighting - as stated, they are vicious cunts who will fight to the death. The loser was in the marina minus most of its feathers later on. Think the Swan Sanctuary came to take it. We know them pretty well as they come regularly to pick up the scraps after swan battles.

"Have you been like 'Animal Crossing is my ideal hookup environment, but there's no way to do so'? Well be like that no more!"

Reroute game console rumble to sex toys!

Demo of Animal Crossing controlling a butt plug.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RnxcPeemHSc

Unbeelievable.

(sorry)

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Karen and Kevin are a bit of a mad couple, eh?

You don't have to bee mad to work here.......

(I'll get my coat)

https://www.reddit.com/r/BartardStories/comments/e0dhjn/?utm_content=title&utm_medium=post_embed&utm_name=fae98d513f3a4bffa9d623037c40cc94&utm_source=embedly&utm_term=e0dhjn

Honey, I've stung the kids

The wonderful world of creative dog grooming.
(Cross post from TV, Well Groomed docu on Sky)

Poor fuckers.

Meh. They're dogs.

Burt and Ernie look like they are trying very hard to suppress the memories brought on by an altogether different type of grooming.........

If ever there were owners who deserve to have their throats ripped out by their pets come armageddon, it's them.

I don't even like dogs, but I wouldn't do that to them.

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OMG. It's real.

So I found myself looking up some Elton John lyrics, and I love Genius for some of the annotations

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Disappointing it's been downvoted.

I like to think that, as in religious doctrinal schisms, this is going to lead to militant sects of 'old rite astrology' believers.

I’m no longer Aquarius! I’m going to need a new theme tune. Where’s @backstop to explain all this.

I'm an Aqueerius now!?! Woop!!

It’s a new age

The zodiac signs are defined (hah) as the constellation regions that are crossed by the ecliptic. The constellation regions are entirely arbitrary. Ophiucus has been the 13th sign since I was at school and probably for 100 years.

I think it was because this old NASA blog resurfaced or something

https://spaceplace.nasa.gov/starfinder2/en/

I thought it was well known the earth had moved since the OG signs were set up so there was variation in the star signs. Apparently not I guess.