The 'good date ideas' thread

no???

is that some kind of gravy joke?

Or rather, always date at the weekend, gives her less opportunity to bail on you.

Can't be bothered to read back, has anyone made the "take her up the Oxo Tower" joke yet?

If you go in thinking that she is going to bail then you've lost the battle before a shot is fired.

The last date I went on was back in November when it was snowing quite a lot.
We went for a walk in hampstead heath in the snow then stopped in Kenwood House for a lovely warming tea and cakes.
That was the first time I kissed her at the top of parliament hill in the snow.

Was a great date.

Shame it lead to such a shit relationship!

Anyway wait until it snows and you are guaranteed a good date. Snow make everything better

The last date I went on was back in November when it was snowing quite a lot.
We went for a walk in hampstead heath in the snow then stopped in Kenwood House for a lovely warming tea and cakes.
That was the first time I kissed her at the top of parliament hill in the snow.

Was a great date.

Shame it lead to such a shit relationship!

Anyway wait until it snows and you are guaranteed a good date. Snow make everything better

its a bit like sheep isnt it?

how can one creature that starts so beautiful, cute, cuddly and lovely turn into such a knarled, ugly, smelly looking thing?

life eh?

pffffffffft

beats death I spose

I've been dead for years, it's ace.

ice skating.

Go and get a vajazzle together.

Does that term apply to both sexes, or is it gender specific?

Sorry I meant vajazzle and penazzle

Penizzle?

fo'shizzle

whatever you do dont google it

wtf???

you googled it didnt you.

i dont even understand what you youngin said so have no idea what to even google...

Has this been resolved yet?

What, Ian's lack of date?

that definitely hasnt been resolved...

its been resolved. It is Penizzle

it definitely hasnt been resolved...

Spot girl in pub, get friend to introduce, get drunk together, get on like house on fire. Simple.

http://www.thai-brides.co.uk/

Spot girl in pub, watch friend take her home, get drunk, set her house on fire.

Man after my own heart.

Man after my own heart.

Sorry, you should never have pointed her out...