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and i keep getting a pain in my eye every time i drink a cup of tea
anyone know what might be causing that ?

Earl Grey?

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Been around the world and I, I, I.

I can't find my dicki?

Earl Grey?

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'stiff man syndrome'

I've just started my 4th litre of water today and my piss is still yellow.

I barely drink anything at work and my piss is pristine.

You need to lay off the saffron.

and i keep getting a pain in my eye every time i drink a cup of tea
anyone know what might be causing that ?

Take the spoon out of the cup first

I like to eat shit loads of beetroot, then go for a piss next to someone in a public urinal.
The look on their face is priceless when the dark red piss flows and I scream like I'm pissing razor blades.

if you're diabetic and have too much sugar you could combine that with sugar puff wee..

Take the spoon out of the cup first

phew, at last
took some time to get to the punch line, but we got there in the end

I like to eat shit loads of beetroot, then go for a piss next to someone in a public urinal.
The look on their face is priceless when the dark red piss flows and I scream like I'm pissing razor blades.

You try taking a dump after drinking lots of beetroot juice...

"ass cancer"

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XC7g0H2QkU

I broke a nail :(

I had some sort of convulsion last night. It lasted 2 hours.
It was either part of a fever or something more shitty.
I'm waiting to find out which.

I had some sort of convulsion last night. It lasted 2 hours.
It was either part of a fever or something more shitty.
I'm waiting to find out which.

Was someone with you?

for once. No.

Did you manage to find a walk in centre?

Mosquito bites.

Things that can bite have always seemed to love me. Many is the night I've sat outside with friends who didn't have a mark on them come morning while I lay writhing in weals.

But over the past year I seem to be reacting more (large localised, not systemic thankfully) to them.

I had a couple in Clapton last week which saw my arm swell to double it's usual size.

I got down to Winchester last night to stay with Mother CYOA and had a bite almost immediately after stepping out of the car - my right hand is now the size of a boule.

Why is this happening? Can I have a blood transfusion to make me less tasty lookin'?

I've heard a lot of people are getting some monster mozzie bites nowadays in the UK.

All the damp weather has been paradise to the horrible bastards, so there's a bit of a plague of them going on.

I heard somewhere that eating cheese puts them right off, but I've not put it to the test.

Here's some tips:
http://tipnut.com/how-to-prevent-mosquito-bites/

This is the bane of my life at the moment. I have at least 6 from last night. Fucking blighters.

What I can't figure from mozzie bites is how long they last.

So the little fuckers spunk in some anti coagulant, fair enough. But why is it that when I accidentally knock off that gunky yellow scab it suddenly flairs up all over again??

I don't mind if they're just big bites - a few centimeter-sized lumps here and then. But when the whole arm, leg, appendage has swollen to nearly double its girth (something I never thought I'd complain about), that's when it gets annoying. I'm trying to type up some work but can only use my left hand because my fingers are too big.

But when the whole arm, leg, appendage has swollen to nearly double its girth (something I never thought I'd complain about), that's when it gets annoying. I'm trying to type up some work but can only use my left hand because my fingers are too big.

Sleep with only your cock showing tonight.

Post pictures tomorrow.

Guaranteed boom boom by Sunday.

i also find if I get bitten that other recent bite sites flare up too

CYOA if the swelling is that bad you may want to get it checked out

i am hyperallergic to wasps, and have to carry an epi pen, the last time i was stung before i had the pen was not good, the sting was on my hand. within an hour my arm started to swell and i got a rash from head to foot, this was followed by a massive fever and by the next day my hand was so swollen there were no gaps between my fingers - they looked like sausages wrapped in sellophane as the skin was so tight it was shiny, the swelling continued to get worse for days.

i was on a school trip, the problem was the staff refused to believe i was so allergic and would not arrange medical treatment. when I saw a doctor a day and a half after the bite they were concerned that the swelling was moving up my arm towards my heart

Grim.

Kill the stripy yellow bastards in the head.

I heard somewhere that eating cheese puts them right off, but I've not put it to the test.

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I think it's the opposite. I think they are attracted to a cheese like smell (for some why they go for people's feet). I'm sure I saw some TV footage of people rubbing their feet with cheese to see if more mosquitoes went for them... no really, I'm not makign it up.

So given that might be the case you could knock off the dairy for a bit...

I don't have a bad reaction like CYOA but in the last few years the bites have begun to itch - they never did before. Therefore when I'm goign to be in the presence of the little buggers I liberally apply some DEET. Works a treat.