Palermo, Sicily. All hell has broken loose.

lie on the floor for the rest of the holiday.

I only go to pizza shops that are halal.

Halal is inhumane.

Balki's got doughballs?

covered in cobwebs.

Halal is inhumane.

I'm also vegetarian.

Babeh Monkeh would be scared. But also likes pizza.

Just wear a crucifix and keep stoooommmmmmmmm...

I'm also vegetarian.

They have these pizzas where there is no meat and they cut a hole in it and put salad in the hole.

They're rubbish.

They have these pizzas where there is no meat and they cut a hole in it and put salad in the hole.

Glory Hole Pizza.

Get yourself a tommy gun

i read somewhere that the concept of pizza was brought back to italy by marco polo.. one of loads of things italy is credited for. the best pizzas are however from naples and the italians do make everything taste fantastic, so no grumbles :)

I cant believe there is a thread on this in the same week that Amy Winehouse died.

singspeed, there is only one way to save your life at this stage; get a white t-shirt and write on top this:

NON VEDO
NON SENTO
NON PARLO

OMERTOSO SONO

italian mafia ain't what they used to be
it's the albanian / romanian mafia you want to be worried about

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In the 50's pizzs was known in the uk as italian rarebit

I'll be there in a fortnight, hold tight son.

serenade them below the balcony with an acapella of 'shaddapayaface'

And exaggerated hand gestures, naturally

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9JhuOicPFZY

And exaggerated hand gestures, naturally

This will suffice. And grow some body hair will you're at it.

bad - a - bing - bad - a - boom

thats how they talk right ?

Amy Winehouse is dead!!! And all you people can think about is pizza and the fucking sopranos!

People will look back on the Sopranos as a modern day version of the Godfather.

One day, people will look back on pizza as a flat cheese and salami sandwich with no top on it

And round