Whats the weirdest / oddest thing you done to keep a women/man happy?

Also: went to 333

think i did that once as well, 10 years ago to the day probably.

Laid a laminate floor... with her Dad... while she was at work... the first time I met him.

#Risky.

Also: went to 333

when it was the london apprentice one only ever went upstairs if they wanted their stool [sic] pushed in

Used to see some interesting characters outside the LA at 5am on a Sunday morning (quite a lot of lycra on display), made all the more interesting when viewed through 5 purple oms.

Laid a laminate floor... with her Dad... while she was at work... the first time I met him.

#Risky.

I did that too, not quite the first time I'd met him, but still fairly early on that the conversation could have been awkward. So we just talked about laminate, and he showed off his tools*

*euph

5 purple oms.

ooof!

ever habituate the old axe bmmf, you know, 'back-in-day' - mad-axe, shaggy & breeez strawberry, kiwi & banana, the man in the car, nutty bird and gina..

*wakes up in 4 aces bog, picks pills out of puke and necks em

Purple ohms, those were the days.

Told my parents i was going on a work course up north but me and my ex girlfriend went on a dirty weekend together in france for her birthday.

Shaved my arms.

Let a girls pal give me technique advice while I was eating sushi of the barbershop floor.

Purple ohms, those were the days.

yeah the days of not knowin wtf you were doing, in life, or otherwise...

Took photo's of a lesbian/sex/porno type of thing for a fantasy that someone wanted to experience...

You poor thing, I bet that was really traumatic for you

Shared a bath on ketamine.

yeah the days of not knowin wtf you were doing, in life, or otherwise...

..still don't, just muddling through (sorry kids) :$

I always did my best to keep them unhappy, seems the best way for to see happiness in their hearts.

Got a full time job for over a year.

I tried not to be myself.

^sucks, but me too.

Hide the mental, or release it slowly.

Got a full time job for over a year.

that is fucking tragic

Not made a move on them?

I tried not to be myself.

I try not to be myself everyday. That's not wierd....

...is it?

listened to Bob Dylan until I eventually liked him, by which time I didn't like the boyfriend any longer

listened to Bob Dylan until I eventually liked him, by which time I didn't like the boyfriend any longer

Bonus, is thatyou are a Bob dylan fan.

Cut my ear off and posted it the Mrs.

went to leeds festival