Gluttony & Competitive Eating

biscuits. I inhale biscuits.

Any specific kind? Custard creams turn to dust pretty quick. Dark chocolate hobnobs last a bit longer

any kind. if I've got some work to do, the pack will have disappeared before I click save. custard creams a personal fav though. ginger nut a close second. McV choc digestives and hobnobs = nice but pricey.

mouthful of chocolate digestive + a bite of banana = instant banoffee pie, sort of.

Another thing that tends to go quickly here - home made quiche. 3 of us will share half of it but then later on I might look for a snack and the other half will be eaten all by me.

Guy in our office today will attempt to eat 11 Big Mac's in 1 hour ( BOYCOTT MCDONALDS ) bets are over £1,000 on the outcome now in our office and with companies we deal with

He ate 2 kg of Wasabi curry and rice yesterday to train up for today.

What is your greatest achievement in competitve eating ?

In a previous job we had a pizza eating league. It involved going for an all-you-can-eat lunch at a local Pizza Hut and recording your efforts. I wasn't great but if my memory serves me right the record stood at 19 pieces of extra large. As you can imagine, the fella who managed that was VERY popular around the office.

14 bags of wotsits in my mouth.

no chewing allowed.

I'd like to do a challenge like that. I beat someone bigger than me at the pizza hut all-you-can-eat game, surprised myself with 12 slices which I was quite proud of.

Full bag of skittles in one go, that's a challenge!

Just food, or drink orso?

I used to work in a coffee shop in Sheffield.

A couple of the baristas had an espresso drinking competition on a quiet Monday afternoon.
Bartista A drank 16 espressos and thought his heart might burst.
Barista B drank 27 espressos.
27.

He quivered like an electrocuted man for 6 hours then blacked out. Spent the next three days straight in bed.
Properly fucked him up it did.

it just finished
the guy managed 9.5 in 60 mins
7 in 30mins .... then things started to slow down

How much did that cost? £30??!

I reckon I could top that if money was involved.

All about the grim determination...

Family sized tiramisu

never eaten a big mac, never will,

no idea how much they cost now, last time i remember they were 99p or so

Yeah Big Macs are shite, you want a double cheeseburger or the quarterpounder

or a double cheeseburger in a quarter pounder.

I ate a whole pipe of Pringles all to myself once, over the course of a single weekend.

you crazeh crispin... living up to your forum name.

or a double cheeseburger in a quarter pounder.

I could get up in the middle of the night and eat an entire toblerone... and i don't mean a small one - *a medium-sized one.

Alan Partridge - Toblerone Flashback - YouTube

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never eaten a big mac, never will,

no idea how much they cost now, last time i remember they were 99p or so

I have not had a McDonalds since I was attacked by one once. That was over 20 years ago. Nor have I had any other fast take away type shite in that time.
These eating competitions are neither big nor clever

Fast food snobbery on page one. I declare this thread dead.

Yeah dicki, can't believe your colleague attempted to be big and clever by eating 11 Big Macs, FAIL.