Gluttony & Competitive Eating

The Nugget Centurion is my adult life's work.

First effort was 42 / 100
Best effort is 48 / 100

I reckon three or four more goes at it and I'll be in the 90's with the end in sight.

Ha, man how much do I crave nuggets sometimes, then they totally defeat me after about 20

I ate over 1.2 kg (amount i actually ingested) of chicken wings in 8 mins...and only came 3rd at this event.
http://www.thejamtree.com/chelsea/pdf/king-of-the-wing.pdf
1st place beat me by 50g, 2nd by 10g
The big mac challenge sounds like a walk in the park.

22 krispy kreme donuts in one 6 hour Xbox session. 12 original and 10 assorted. I had a headache for two days.

I also managed ten double deckers in an hour. Two short of the challenge.

Oh and 7 x12" oven pizzas in one sitting. Thin crust though.

Forgot to ay that I once ate 7 big macs in a sitting. Felt like I could manage more.

Big Mac Ride. In!

.. Boycott Macdonalds

Fast Food Ride, Maccas, KFC, BK, Morleys chicken, Wimpy, races between them

complimentary vomit buckets?

I'd need one for a 1 big yak challenge.

Shrimp centurion here. It was a horror show and haven't eaten one since.

There was a McChicken Nugget challenge at uni. Record stood at 130 in one sitting held by a charming chap called Guzzler.

the irony of braker referring to someone as a charming chap...

On a rainy day about 4 years ago, at the hight of a brutal Choc Dip addiction, I tried to eat 24 Choc Dips in 24 minutes. I managed 12 before puking. On the plus side, I've only had about 3 choc dips since.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AvbyTWjTDxc

What's a choc dip? Look reasonable.

I did 2L of Farmer's Union iced coffee in 4:10 no spew to win our local milk challenge.

Accidentally consumed the equivalent of 20-30 espresso shots worth of caffeine powder before doing a turbo session and then heading into town for Thai. Felt a little bit warmer than usual but don't think I actually stayed awake any longer than normal or anything. Wouldn't recommend though.

As it's nearly Christmas: 38 brussel sprouts in 60 seconds was my PB in the annual sprout speed-eating contest at uni but I never won, being more of an endurance eater. I'm glad those days are over, the gas later that evening was something to behold.

Respect should be given for eating 1. Fucking 'orrible things.

some guy in my office is trying to eat 30 ferroro roche chocolate things right now

had an ice-cream eating challenge while at Uni.... who could eat a 2litre tub the fastest. Took me an hour to get through a tub of Tesco's finest raspberry ripple. I was the only person to finish actually, and spent the rest of the day in bed feeling terrible.

some guy in my office is trying to eat 30 ferroro roche chocolate things right now

he's done 35 in 15 mins

He's gone too far.

haha yes, they've moved the goal posts. altho that was the challenge apparently

there seems to be a recurring theme on all of these " challenges "

" feeling terrible "
" puking "
" uncomfortable "
" ill "
" in bed for the next 48hrs "
" nearly choked "
" didn't throw up till about 45 mins later "

You forgot the glory and adoration.