Female cyclists trouble?

Someone once shouted that I had "shit tits"...

I had to pull over for a cry.

i cried because it's true.
They are rubbish.
Like tennis balls in bin bags.

Mine are rubbish too.

Like bags of soup.

The sad thing is, I'm a man.

Apparently compression layers can help

I've had some of the high enlightened local youths shout 'fucking gay' at me. The last time I blow a saucy kiss at them, and the brake lights flickered on. I thought 'I'm either going to get a fucked or fucked-up'. But then they just speed up again.

The youth of today. Bloody teases.

This is mainly for us girlies.

Have you found the Ladies' Forum yet?

http://www.lfgss.com/forum56.html

Not absolutely necessary for this thread to be in there, of course, but it could be moved.

One of my friends was cycling along and someone over took her and said on the way past

"I wish my face was your saddle"

She wasn't sure if she should laugh, be upset or take it as a compliment. She does have a tidy derriere

Was walking down Green Lanes yesterday and two guys in a VW slowed down and tried to order a curry from me.

^on foot i've received islamaphobic abuse. which is particularly strange as i have no connection islam or any predominantly muslim country. people are just fucking weird.

people are just fucking weird.

yep.

I've never been groped whilst riding my bike

Avoid tandems

^on foot i've received islamaphobic abuse. which is particularly strange as i have no connection islam or any predominantly muslim country. people are just fucking weird.

Yeah, I've been called allsorts in plenty of different situations, I used to get more annoyed that the racist terminology they used referred to the wrong race, or just run my mouth off and get in more trouble. Now I tend to just smile/laugh and walk on.

Don't think it's anything to do with where I am or what I'm doing, some people are just pricks.

Have you found the Ladies' Forum yet?

http://www.lfgss.com/forum56.html

Not absolutely necessary for this thread to be in there, of course, but it could be moved.

Yes, let's ghettoise all discussion of women's issues.

^on foot i've received islamaphobic abuse. which is particularly strange as i have no connection islam or any predominantly muslim country. people are just fucking weird.

tynan said unto him, Verily I say unto thee, that this night, before the cock crow, thou shalt deny me thrice

Yes, let's ghettoise all discussion of women's issues.

people are just fucking weird.

.

Yes, let's ghettoise all discussion of women's issues.

I'm with Oliver on this.

Ladies, take your periods and your long hair and your bras and your wombs to Ladies Corner and stop embarrassing us!

Lights pipe, fumbles with manservant

Was walking down Green Lanes yesterday and two guys in a VW slowed down and tried to order a curry from me.

Why are you a currier?

I merely look like a currier.

I'm with Oliver on this.

Ladies, take your periods and your long hair and your bras and your wombs to Ladies Corner and stop embarrassing us!

Lights pipe, fumbles with manservant

I presume we can still talk about bollock slippage, leg waxing and other boy things in the general Forum though?

Was walking down Green Lanes yesterday and two guys in a VW slowed down and tried to order a curry from me.

haha, I got mistaken for a tramp outside a tescos once, heading back from easts and stopping for a sandwich, pair of girls walked passed and one threw some change into my lap...

leg waxing and other boy things

???

Smallfurry, ladies shave; boys wax.

I can personally recomend not using Imac on your gooch.

Lifes colourful lessons.

Thank you for sharing your wisdom. Saved me from some inconvenience.

I can personally recomend not using Imac on your gooch.

Lifes colourful lessons.

I expect this from Balki, but you.

Exactly how did your bum get damaged, Clive?

I presume we can still talk about bollock slippage, leg waxing and other boy things in the general Forum though?

Smallfurry, ladies shave; boys wax.

...and men just grab a handful and yank it out.

There is nothing more manly than decorative exfoliation, sir.

I'll show you mine if you show me yours.