Critical mass doos and donts?

Advocacy
Fun
Slow
Peace
Noise
Lack of motors
Pedals
Smiles
No Dammit

AFSPNLPSN ?

Not very catching is it...

the best CM I ever went on was in Sydney,
some Aussie pulled me up and asked me what it was, i told him and he said "aw yeah, good onyas"
in London people just say
"you cunts"

Not in my experience, almost always have positive interactions with curious peds.

Not in my experience, almost always have positive interactions with curious peds.

long may it continue then!

lets face it when the old bill were on,
it was crackin laugh
old bill on bikes, patrolling a bike ride-- ironic or what?

Advocacy/eh? Advocating hatred of cyclists?
Fun/frustrating
Slow/see above
Peace/no- lots of aggression
Noise/this is a positive?
Lack of motors/Loads of motors, queued up and furious
Pedals/well, yes
Smiles/not from all the people who have abruptly had their Friday night FUBAR'd by cyclists
No Dammit/I'll give you that one

Honestly, CM generates more hatred of cyclists than anything, it's a crazy act of self harm.

The OP didn't ask: Can someone tell me whether they CM is a great advert for cycling? They asked for advice on what goes on, how to join in.

I think the worst advert for cycling is people who rise fast on busy London commuter streets. Not a once a month rolling party.

Ok, turn up to the stone circle, prepare to ride around at 2mph whilst people honk at you.

massers gonna mass

massers gonna mass

Dammit, I really don't see the impetus behind your energetic objection. Why not just ignore CM? I feel CM is wonderful. I really do. I will continue to do so!

The OP didn't ask: Can someone tell me whether they CM is a great advert for cycling? They asked for advice on what goes on, how to join in.

I think the worst advert for cycling is people who rise fast on busy London commuter streets. Not a once a month rolling party.

what you mean like 21 mph? because the vehicular traffic dosent go any faster than it did in 1906 needs leaving behind

No, I'm referring not really to actual speeds really, just arrogant, racey, burning towards peds and shouting at people. As if it's ok to be a cock cos you're on a bike.

no need to bring Eightball into this

yeah I need some laughs!

CM is a great advert for cycling, a once a month trolling party.
edited that for you

"yeah I need some laughs"

check out his pink on -one on G+ then...needs a bit of baby blue on it though

Dammit, I really don't see the impetus behind your energetic objection. Why not just ignore CM? I feel CM is wonderful. I really do. I will continue to do so!

This to me is a bit odd, though- I've met you, you're a nice bloke, bright, heart in the right place and so forth.

Your support for this monthly act of ghastly selfishness confuses me.

Hey ho, the world keeps turning.

Yoghurt weavers gonna yoghurt

Dammit = 99% motorist + 1% cyclist

Ha didnt relise many hated it. Ive never been might be a laugh.

I think it is. I hope you decide for yourself! I'm sure you will.

@prancer
You mean massers are trolling everyone else? Or everyone here is trolling the yoghurt weavers like me? Probably both.

I stopped riding at CM when 3 people fell off their bikes (and tried to take me with them) within 15 minutes and half a mile. It's just not fun.