2011-09-16 - Oh my, Guinness #5

We can eat some hay, make things out of clay, and lay by the bay. What do you say?

Work is OVER!

See you all in the pub in a bit!

xxx

Joes back on form

Joes always on form. Come on Big Fella, don't make us beg, and you know deep down, you really, really want to come to the party.

i really really do, but like last time i have a big case of FaceAidsLeprocy and since i remember the photos and the evidence of FaceAidsLeprocy....

I think this ride gives me the FaceAidsLeprocy

See you wastrels @ theToucan, (at work till after eight).

Then Clacton ride next morning, in same manner as Guinness-Isle of Wight earlier this year. /Smiff, Braker?

Routemaster Bernie are you aware that the route to the Toucan via Dean St., from Oxford St is barred: pavement access only whilst the road is dug up.

maybe access it from Soho Sq? not quite sure how 'cos very one-wayey roud there.

^^ FaceAidsLeprocy [sic] = FAiL ??

Oops. Got overexcited/reading fail and thought we were kicking off at 5.30pm...oh well, there are worse things to be doing than drinking Guinness.

Do I get a prize for being first?

Oh bugger! I wish I was free.

Hmmm, might have to catch up at O'Neils, bloody work's dragging on a bit. Can someone drink a pint for me at the Royal Oak.

from the botton of my arse is coming down a chicken!
full of shit and dust well rotten cos a lack of guinnes.
may i beg you for forgiveness for this awefull betrayal
and push again the brown feathers up my arse a sin of denayal!
oh! Bernie, betty, pottsmanuva
i wish i could hold your hands in Aruba
but a problem of "feathery peenies" and vicious womens
let without a penny im poor even in Cuba!
forgive Arthur Guinnes for letting you down in this party,
ill make it happen next time if im not to "farty".
in the mean time a big kiss, a huge hug and a wet dream
i wish for you all! ooooh my wheeled devils have fun until the end!

love you all...Bearfoot (chiscken shiter by royal decrete)

sorry, had to miss out. First game of rugby tomorrow since January. If anyone is near Dulwich tomorrow at 3 o'clock, google Old Alleynians and come an watch me get the shit kicked out of myself. the bar should be open, an we have Guinness on tap.

from the botton of my arse is coming down a chicken!
full of shit and dust well rotten cos a lack of guinnes.
may i beg you for forgiveness for this awefull betrayal
and push again the brown feathers up my arse a sin of denayal!
oh! Bernie, betty, pottsmanuva
i wish i could hold your hands in Aruba
but a problem of "feathery peenies" and vicious womens
let without a penny im poor even in Cuba!
forgive Arthur Guinnes for letting you down in this party,
ill make it happen next time if im not to "farty".
in the mean time a big kiss, a huge hug and a wet dream
i wish for you all! ooooh my wheeled devils have fun until the end!

love you all...Bearfoot (chiscken shiter by royal decrete)

(In the style of Jeremy Paxman) ^Yeeeees.

A truly terrific turn out for the main even this evening. Significant points were: mmcarthy's Essex tan t-shirt, brakers breaking, laner's ChainBreaker style stack and a couple of chaps smoking turds.

Thanks to Bernie for getting this all together - absent friends would have been proud.

holy fucksticks

that is all

kebab eaten.

guinness neutralised.

braker - you spanner...

Woman!

My throat hurts. Woke up at the wrong end of my bed. Thanks for the pancakes, cake, memories and escort northwards Betty & Joe. Huge massive props to the ringleader as ever.

Moar sleep please.

That was aces.
Braker trying to get into the cab with those three elderly opera buffs. Awesome.

That was aces.
Braker trying to get into the cab with those three elderly opera buffs. Awesome.

One of them said in the voice of Margaret Rutherford "Take him away!"

Utterly hilarious.

Sorry gents, I'm out, gotta meet a mate about a dog...plus I'm goin away the next day and my head needs to be clear for my 8.30am drive

I will be drinkin Guinness though

Enjoy the ride

Ironically, I sank 6 Guinni last night was there 'til kickin out time and I'm still indoors, not leaving til after lunch now

:-(

Cracking night last night. Sam had seen fit to deposit his finished bottle of whisky in my bag it seems. Obligatory kebab post-Guinness. Deep, dream-infested sleep. Can't say I'm a new man yet.

T'was indeed a great night out. Very glad I stayed for the duration.
Very funny set of events near the end.... seem to remember bike dominoes just before I left rrrrrofl

Well, didn't make the Clacton ride, no surprise there. Well worth it tho. Thanks for the entertainment everyone.

great evening :) pleasure riding/chatting with you all

haha just seen the 'one wet cardigan' tag. bastards. cheers for the shorts T4

Awesome evening folks, sorry I couldn't stick around for longer, and sincere apologies for anyone who was blinded by the t-shirt...

All I can currently see are orange patches...

great evening :) pleasure riding/chatting with you all

haha just seen the 'one wet cardigan' tag. bastards. cheers for the shorts T4

Awesome ;) wet cardigan... lol.

Defo the best shenanigans happened at the last 3 places though. Epic fun